hotdog Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 Why ARE Men Happier ? Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£200. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30! seconds flat. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. No wonder men are happier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quattroboy Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted August 21, 2005 Report Share Posted August 21, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Chocolate is just another snack. [/ QUOTE ] That is my fav line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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