TP27 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sorry, not one of my best ones!! A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a whisky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied. "What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked. "Well," says the bartender. "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "How bizarre," said the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," said the bartender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 BOOOM BOOOM!!!! Seldom has such a lame joke made me laugh out loud in the office. Good job no-one's in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP27 Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Exactly, made me laugh too, heaven knows why as it is BAD!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Here's a couple more: - What's the difference between Edinburgh and Elton John? > > Edinburgh has a Fringe! How do you make a blonde woman's eyes sparkle?? > > Shine a torch in her ear!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Even better: The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains when Tonto stops. He puts his face to the ground and says "buffalo come" The Lone Ranger looks at him and says "how do you know?" Tonto turns to the Loneranger and says "sticky face!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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