syeldham Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sophiem Posted October 4, 2005 Report Share Posted October 4, 2005 You mean to say guys don't really do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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