jc1303 Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 The offside rule explained for girls You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting. Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to move infront of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be Offside')... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 you can only move for the till, past the other bird once the purse has been thrown.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 No she is totaly lost Malagus, just leave it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minx Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 So next time i watch a footie match i'll imagine the counter and purse being thrown, that'll help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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