How true is this!

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Dear Technical Support,

>

>18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which

>I had used for years without any trouble.However, there are apparently

>conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and

>run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

>

>To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other

>applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

>Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

>

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a

>virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

>Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

>time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they

>caused severe damage to my hardware.

>

Eventually I upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up

all

>my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

>Cleanhouse2005.

>

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very

>unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored

>in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months

>later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic

>Diary,

>Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop

and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to

try

>to guess what the problem is.

>

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring

>ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to

>be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with

an

>irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

>

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be

>problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife1.0

>detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before

>uninstalling itself.

>

Help requested please

>

[Insurance Jon]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower

and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried

running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try entering the command:

C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should

automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0

should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a

supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally

recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,Tech Support

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Yea I recommend running the Lingerie 7.7 program

Will have to send this one to the wife