sotty Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pi$$ed off. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE". The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, his wife put on her dressing gown and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for next Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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