Bounce Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then get up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' She said, 'He makes me homemade soup for lunch, and my favourite brownies, and then makes love to me half of the afternoon.' I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' She said, 'For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes loves to me till 2 a.m.' Again I said, 'Why, in the world are your crying?' She said, 'I can’t remember where I live!' Pardon? Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to her other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don’t know, I will come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses, 'Was I going up the stairs, or was I going down?' The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table, having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful.' She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, 'I will come up and help both of you as soon as I have seen who is at the door.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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