Using an S4 as an everyday car

[Durrsaku]

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Thought that might provoke some conversation....

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Anyway, it's generally sooty drivers that have the poor reputation of bombing along the motorways with a smug smile on their face doing 3 figure speeds because they are still getting 35mpg.... and where does that get you?

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[UBM]

So, Sparky has taken a rain check for a few months.

I never needed one (notice the carefully chosen words!).

Who's next......

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Sooty drivers smug?

errr......maybe not!

We are not worthy to foul the soles of your shoes PG....

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Don't need shoes when you levitate UBM!

You'll understand when you see the light and purchase your S4...

[UBM]

I guess if you drive a V8 you can disperse the weight of your body whilst moving at a velocity across the surface of a common fluid known as H2O......

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Why walk when you can fly my friend.....

[JamesB]

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At least with an S4 they'll get ouf your way in respect of you having such a fine machine... .... rather than holding you up thinking your an arrogantly smug sooty driver!

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Been there, owned the car.

You little petrol people just don't get it, do you.

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That was a quick bite. Must fish here more often.

[UBM]

Ding, ding

Seconds Out

Petrol vs. Diesel Round Five

[Cue Saucy Chick with a "5" sign]

Cough...Le Mans.....

[Durrsaku]

We know the end result to that........

Diesel wins, oh yes.

[SPLiiX]

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Why walk when you can fly my friend.....

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Everyone is having lots of cups of coffee at the moment!

[JamesB]

We only need one cup of coffee as we make it last so much longer.

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I wouldn't mind but I don't even drink coffee...

When I can get hold of a V8 or V10 TDi I'll join you, until then I'll drive in ingnorant bliss in my deforrestation inducer and enjoy the noise and thrill!

[shark_90]

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Keeping my B6 was not an option. Despite it being very low mileage and no bother, it was almost out of warranty, needed an MOT, tyres etc.

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Unlike Microsoft products, Audis are not programmed to self-destruct when the warranty expired so you have to buy a new one Milo.

Ian

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Microsoft products don't have warranty periods.

[Phantom]

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UBM - maybe we should start a new forum - the pootling car community.

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No need to Lottie, just found this on the web, he is already on the case

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[UBM]

Reminder to self - Ensure some signs are made for the PM....

[Phantom]

[UBM]

[lottiefox]

Just nearly wet myself laughing at that!!

Superb!!

[UBM]

Your mirth has been duly recorded....

[Phantom]

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Your mirth has been duly recorded....

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You have been reading too much Macbeth UBM

[lottiefox]

You don't scare me.

[UBM]

"Forsooth, what soot from yonder zorsts breaks forth!" ( )

"Mittens, Mittens, where for art thou Mittens" (Shark90)

"Wench, fetch me pies, pies and more pies, my apetite is that of a wild beast" (JC)

[UBM]

"To S4 or not to S4, that is the question" (SparkyUK)

"Bubble, bubble, toilet trouble, arse gas brew and backside trouble" (Shark90)

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Must be all that soot affecting his grey matter....