NeilB Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Another novel use of cooking oil in your car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 What a twat:"David Wyn Williams, 25, already has a conviction for using a rolled-up carpet as a bumper on his old Rover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Where do you start with quotes from that? [ QUOTE ] David Wyn Williams, 25, already has a conviction for using a rolled-up carpet as a bumper on his old Rover [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] He has an interest in cars but it exceeds his knowledge - he takes a rather immature attitude towards cars [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Miss Lambert said a consultant engineer found the brake fluid reservoir was full but the liquid inside was a strange colour and had congealed into "a globular, jelly-like substance." Williams confessed he had added vegetable oil. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] More checks found two of the vehicle's doors would not open - one did not even have a handle - a tyre was bald and there was no rear-view mirror. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Williams, he added, would be taking the bus in future. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 It might work out for the best if he started using diesel for cooking oil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SneakyMcC Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 [ QUOTE ] “The unemployed chef from Borth, Ceredigion, who admitted dangerous driving, was carrying four children when stopped about a faulty light. His barrister said the offence came "out of ignorance and stupidity" [/ QUOTE ] Phuck… Is it too L8 to get the Dude neutered? [ QUOTE ] It might work out for the best if he started using diesel for cooking oil... [/ QUOTE ] What? He’s a Chef!! Edit: [ QUOTE ] He had four girls in the car at the time, all of them aged under 16. [/ QUOTE ] Oh! We may still have time to get’im neutered! He might be a nonce too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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