nhs Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!" "Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Coffee Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Do they have Starbucks in Ireland then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhs Posted April 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Good question - also do they have Viagra in Ireland?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Do they need Viagra in Ireland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted April 8, 2007 Report Share Posted April 8, 2007 What's Ireland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chandbridge Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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