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Two little boys


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Two young brothers were talking in their bedroom one morning.

'You know what ?' says the 7 year old, 'It's about time we started swearing.'

His 4 year old brother nods his head in approval.

'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you swear after me, okay ?'

'Okay, okay,' the four year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven year old what he wants for breakfast. 'I'll have some of that Weetabix sh-t !' he says.

WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs, crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked in a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, ' but it won't be f-cking Weetabix !'

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