trackside Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too." "What a coincidence!" he said. "This is a special day for me, so I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating. What a coincidence!" As they clinked glasses, the man asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence! I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs." "That's great! How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks." The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!" My apologies if this is an old joke, I'm an old guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 That's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glovepup Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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