Dave Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 1) Pavarotti arrives at the pearly gates. St Peter opens them and says 'Oh it's you Luciano, come on in. Squeeze through'. Pavarotti says 'Hold on, I've got an envelope for you. It's from the Pope.' St Peter opens it up and reads it. 'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU' 2) Due to the sad demise of Luciano Pavarotti, George Michael has been asked to join up with Jose Carreras and Placido Domingo. They're going to be called " 2 Tenors and a Nine-Bob Note " 3) There have been so many people wanting to go to Pavarotti's funeral, they're auctioning off seats for a tenor a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dharr999 Posted September 7, 2007 Report Share Posted September 7, 2007 Have you heard they are using a special hearse, it's a nissan dormer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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