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PatentlyJunior

My new car!

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For everyone wondering about our new member's username, the answer is "yes".

He has that one because it's the most powerful car of mine that he's allowed at the moment. :P

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Bah, only a 996, and not an Evora. Get your Dad to show you a 'proper' sportscar ;)

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Bah, only a 996, and not an Evora. Get your Dad to show you a 'proper' sportscar ;)

He would have shown me one if it wasn't in the garage being fixed.

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::[administers parental slap]::

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PatentlyJunior - well done, you've had it longer than your Dad without crashing it! :grin:

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Porsche.... (pronounced Porscha)....

Your first, and last, should be air cooled....

:)

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He would have shown me one if it wasn't in the garage being fixed.

:)+++

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Save the box it came in, daddy patently can use it to send his car back for repair.

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Won't he need more than one box? His car never goes back in one piece....:bike:

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Won't he need more than one box? His car never goes back in one piece....:bike:

Dustpan and brush..... :coffee:

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I decided to go to Toys 'R' Us car dealership and they sold me a new Porsche for only 99p! :grin:

Lucky as crab! I got mine for £1.20 down at the CAR boot sale!!

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stuff

::sigh::

I am so going to have words with their English teacher :ffs:

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Because you're about to be banned for a duplicate account.:roflmao:

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Because you're about to be banned for a duplicate account.:roflmao:

Or my friend is going to be banned for copying my name -.-

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Shouldn't you be outside building a massive ramp to send your sister's pram crashing into the river or something?

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Shouldn't you be outside building a massive ramp to send your sister's pram crashing into the river or something?

She's already crashed the pram, totally wasn't her fault, another girl knocked her from the side and pushed her into a third pram. Nothing she could do about it.

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she's already crashed the pram, totally wasn't her fault, another girl knocked her from the side and pushed her into a third pram. Nothing she could do about it.

lmao !!

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