If you won the lottery what cars would you buy your fellow TsNers ?

[patently 4,674]

Oh I missed that one

WTF happened? Yes, I get that someone landed on top of you.

Last race at Brands. The previous day I'd raced from 22nd to 12th so was feeling pretty good. Lap 3 saw three of us head into Druids, me at the front of the group of three. Car 3 went in way too hot and aggressive, and hit car 2 in the rear.

That destroyed the rear wing (etc) of car 2 and brought the tyres into contact. Result... car 3 takes off, soars over car 2 and lands with rear wheels on car 2's bonnet and front n/s wheel hitting the back of my roll cage just behind my head. My car is punted gracefully off with me (I think) out for a few seconds thanks to my head bouncing off the inside of the cage in the impact. I wake up to see an empty track which (obviously) I try to rejoin Engine has stopped though, and I don't remember anything about the inertia switch so can't restart it.

Medics at the track pronounced me ok.

A&E on Monday gave me a CT scan and said I'm fine but I should expect to be a bit sleepy & confused for a week or two after.

Driver of car 3 was disqualified, btw.

Roll cage is bent, I have a new one to fit over the weekend

. Patently gets a Red Bull Racing F1 car (simulator).

An F1 car that I can't damage? Perfect!

[Andrew 760]

Much as I hate to admit it - my car from the orange one is rather apt.

[Twinspark 299]

Cünts. That's all I have to say.

[shao_khan 282]

I think I'd get MrMe a 1.8 Z3 manual with 70 series tyres to help the ride. In plain red with red leather inserts

Mook would get the 300C (non diesel and non-SRT8 model)

TDK (although he treated me well with a Monza), I'd pooh on him and get him a Volvo 960. Lots of safety equipment, lots of toys, massive and really heavy - the exact opposite of what he likes! (sorry dude!)

SK - nothing. You've already had every car under the sun (twice!!)

Ah thank you, but that's not true I haven't owned a Delorean.

[eldavo69 1,813]

Cünts. That's all I have to say.

Have a banana yellow Cinquecento Sport from me - with Spinners

[patently 4,674]

Cünts. That's all I have to say.

Tell you what - if I win, you can have anything you want, so long as

(a) you make your mind in less than 1 page of TSN

(b) you don't put an iPad on the dashboard

[eldavo69 1,813]

Buy him a Tesla S it already comes with one:

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[Tipex 1,738]

I'd happily take any of the cars aimed at me, especially the RS500 Cossie!

Not the black cab though, got several of those already, 'cept they are white not black!

Cünts. That's all I have to say.

Aww is someone feeling left out?

I'd get you a Ssangyong Rexton because you live in Wales where they haven't invented tarmac roads yet so you'll need a 4x4.

I'd get Tipex an old Impreza as his will never move again under it's own steam.

How very dare you!

It was driving up and down the road under it's own steam only last week i'll have you know, it's just got a black eye and a scar from fighting with the local chavs!

Edited August 16, 2013 by Tipex

[collease 0]

I'm generous you all have nice cars anyway so i will get you all a Clio RS and a weekend at Brands Hatch for us all to have a race or two or three depending on how long we can all stay on the track for.

[Woppum 512]

I might consider buying Woppum a CSL - but liveried up with NEXT sponsorship.

I'd buy Mook a Harley.

Haha ! Cooooooooooont!