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Pissed over a couple of...

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Audi's today, first one was an S3 (wait for the abuse to start.....) he pulled away quite sharpish, but as I went up through the gears he was mine for the taking, to be fair I don't think he had the bottle, but the writing was on the wall for all to see....

Secondly was a 180 TT, I just blew the silly old tart away, she was up for it for a while, bit after a while just realised she could'nt keep up and flashed me and peeled off.....

Came home today feeling fecking great.... beerchug.gif

Right who's next................. jump.gif

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Ahem! Pete this behaviour is not acceptable!! I shall be writing to your local MP to register my complaint!! NONO3.GIFlol.gif

Anyway all i could decipher from the last sentance was that you got a flash from a tart who then started peeling off!! EEK2.GIF ..sooo...um...was se fit!! SMOKE6.GIF

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Ram,

From what I could see, she was as rough as a badgers arse.... jump.gif

hopefully won't see her on the road again.

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fat pussy

who chipped your car?? Revo??

i'll be sending them a letter to take it back away from you

they've turned you into a madman aka Gaunty

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Yup - Mitch at Revo did the magic treatment, cars goes quite ahhmmm 'well' - just ask S3Bangs. jump.gif

I wonder if Mitch will be working on the new A3 140pd, with the new DSG that will be a fun car to drive. grin.gifgrin.gif

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Mate,

I can't belive than you have gone from a mild mannered man to a blood curdling raving manic jump.gif

How does it compare with the RS??.. decent torque??.. and it'll be interesting to know how much power the DSG can deal with.. might be a limiting factor as in the RS6?

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[ QUOTE ]

they've turned you into a madman aka Gaunty

[/ QUOTE ]I can't be mad now Blue I've had my balls chopped, I did try last night though, coming back from the Northern Meet, caused loads of Audi 80 1.6 litre petrol mayhem on the road, got it up to the red-line in top and an indicated 120, had to back off though cos I nearly sh1t myself. I think I passed Trev although I can't be sure, he was a blur!

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If the fuzz are reading then this is all just a figment of my childish imagination.

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