Sparky Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 [ QUOTE ] I didn't like being labeled an Twat driving an Audi .... so I got a BMW. Now I'm a BMW driving twat.. [/ QUOTE ] Yes. Your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapsuds Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] I wouldn't take it to heart CarMad. You'd be a twat whatever you drive. [/ QUOTE ] I am also a defecto Audi -> BMW 'twat'. Quite liking it actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSmadman Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 so i drive an audi but im not a twat. what would i have to do to be a twat might try it on my way home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_C Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] what would i have to do to be a twat [/ QUOTE ] Start threads like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] I am also a defecto Audi -> BMW 'twat'. Quite liking it actually [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but that's got feck all to do with your choice of car, Jon - it's because you can't drink properly. Like Carl can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSmadman Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] what would i have to do to be a twat [/ QUOTE ] Start threads like this one. [/ QUOTE ] sorry i don't understand as im an audi driving newbie twat i think' so what do you have to do to be an audi driving twat?????. come on tell me then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Is the definition of this being: A) a twat who happens to drive an Audi B) an Audi owner who drives like a twat C) someone being a twat because they drive an Audi D) all of the above... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSmadman Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks for the Audi/twat info option C is a bit un-clear though. so what precisely would they be doing if they were being a twat because they drive an Audi cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ah, you see, that's where I was seeking clarity. Some people, who may or not drive BMWs, may think that someone is a twat because they drive an Audi. Hence C. For further clarity, I currently own an Audi, but have previously owned a BMW, so I'm not sure where that puts me..? But I'm glad you wrote "Thanks for the Audi/twat info", rather than "Thanks for the Audi info, twat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfer Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] I wouldn't take it to heart CarMad. You'd be a twat whatever you drive. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSmadman Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Ah, you see, that's where I was seeking clarity. Some people, who may or not drive BMWs, may think that someone is a twat because they drive an Audi. Hence C. For further clarity, I currently own an Audi, but have previously owned a BMW, so I'm not sure where that puts me..? But I'm glad you wrote "Thanks for the Audi/twat info", rather than "Thanks for the Audi info, twat" [/ QUOTE ] RR i see, right its becoming much much clearer now thanks to your Audi/twat info. Although i always thought bmw drivers were mostly full time twats not just acting like twats so if thats the same sort of thing i think im starting to understand the meaning of an Audi/twat (mostly) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapsuds Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I am also a defecto Audi -> BMW 'twat'. Quite liking it actually [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but that's got feck all to do with your choice of car, Jon - it's because you can't drink properly. Like Carl can [/ QUOTE ] Actually i think you will find it is the other way around. I seem to be able to match him drink for drink and still carry him home...... without resulting to mindless ramblings about eating dogs' heads!!! Dont ask, to anyone that doens know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I am also a defecto Audi -> BMW 'twat'. Quite liking it actually [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but that's got feck all to do with your choice of car, Jon - it's because you can't drink properly. Like Carl can [/ QUOTE ] Actually i think you will find it is the other way around. I seem to be able to match him drink for drink and still carry him home...... without resulting to mindless ramblings about eating dogs' heads!!! Dont ask, to anyone that doens know. [/ QUOTE ] I still have his p*ss stains on my jeans... as I was carefully shrink wrapping that 7 series beemer in Brussels, he p*ssed in the heater matrix, and on me too. Nothing worse than uncoordinated vandalism for ruining your jeans F*cking funny bloke though, what a night.... Bet he drives an Audi..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khutula Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Another Rs4 doing 150+ in busy traffic on m56 and undertaking without giving people chance to pull over [/ QUOTE ] I think I've seen this guy or someone similar on the M56 MS07 *** blue saloon. Undertaking, crossing all three lanes after entry from the slip road - nearly wiping out other roads users at the same time. Tail gating etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 He's definitely B) then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfer Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Another Rs4 doing 150+ in busy traffic on m56 and undertaking without giving people chance to pull over [/ QUOTE ] I think I've seen this guy or someone similar on the M56 MS07 *** blue saloon. Undertaking, crossing all three lanes after entry from the slip road - nearly wiping out other roads users at the same time. Tail gating etc etc. [/ QUOTE ] Sounds like a lunatic to me........ Twat na; thats to nice a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richy_uk Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Hate to admit it, but today in my round trip to London, I came across 3 category b)'s. Plenty of 3 series drivers all driving remarkably sensibly without a foglight in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 think the sun must of been in your eyes. bmw's can not turn their fog lights of at all!! i drive an audi and if i am a twat so be it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Yeah Audi will have left the fog lights off the spec to try and get a bit more profit and most can't be bothered to add them onto the spec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A3idua Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 so i own an audi, that means i must have to drive like a twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted November 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Nice to see lots of you Audi drivers coming out of the twat closet! Maybe I should buy a lexus instead. Lexus drivers are so dull, they're not capable of being twats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Nice to see lots of you Audi drivers coming out of the twat closet! Maybe I should buy a lexus instead. Lexus drivers are so dull, they're not capable of being twats! [/ QUOTE ] Ah but then you end up with Lexus lights and are instantly a chav. Hang on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I am on my 9th audi now, so i most definitely a twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapsuds Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I am also a defecto Audi -> BMW 'twat'. Quite liking it actually [/ QUOTE ] Yes, but that's got feck all to do with your choice of car, Jon - it's because you can't drink properly. Like Carl can [/ QUOTE ] Actually i think you will find it is the other way around. I seem to be able to match him drink for drink and still carry him home...... without resulting to mindless ramblings about eating dogs' heads!!! Dont ask, to anyone that doens know. [/ QUOTE ] I still have his p*ss stains on my jeans... as I was carefully shrink wrapping that 7 series beemer in Brussels, he p*ssed in the heater matrix, and on me too. Nothing worse than uncoordinated vandalism for ruining your jeans F*cking funny bloke though, what a night.... Bet he drives an Audi..... [/ QUOTE ] erm - yes!!! 3.0TDi A6 S-Line Quattro. Say's it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Up here in Aberdeen A4's are more common than Mondeos, which themselves are more common than the new 3-series. Yet isn't the 3-series meant to outsell both of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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