Mort Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames 156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to another forum 203 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the forumthat they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 48 to propose new change.lite.bulb category 47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb category 143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted April 19, 2008 Report Share Posted April 19, 2008 How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to keep hold of the giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the forum that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 53 to flame the spell checkers 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames 156 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum 109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to another forum 203 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped 111 to defend the posting to this thread saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum 3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs 33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too." 12 to post to the forumthat they are leaving because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ 48 to propose new change.lite.bulb category 47 to say there is already an alt.light.bulb category 143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb __________________ Me too. , although I cannot see any misplet wrods...... Great one Mort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None - the woman should have done it by the time the men got back from the pub :grin : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 8 to post that they can't decide which new lightbulb to buy 36 to post pictures of potential lightbulbs that are over budget and not to spec 7 to question whether the lightbulb changing controversy will have an impact on house prices 4 to blame chavs for the fact the lightbulb needs changing in the first place 3 to blame immigrants for the increasing number of lightbulbs that need changing 2 to point out that immigrants are the only people who are willing to change lightbulbs these days 1 to post a picture of a Rover 200 upside down in a shop window in Torquay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 17 to post how much light bulbs have gone up in price since they were kids. 14 to post how wasteful the old style of lightbulb is and we should be using the new efficient type. 23 to post how crap the new bulbs are the old one were always better. 1 to post that candles are better anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Se5aScott Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 for lightbulbs, read daytime running lights lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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