theduisbergkid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Full story here, prob NSFW due to language so the best bits are below Starts off innocently enough... Neons ! The finished thing. I particularly love the spoiler, 'radioactive' mesh and chromed wipers. All served on a bed of Vectra. Look out ! Too late ! Appearing on EBay as an 'unfinished project, just needs tidying' soon... While I appreciate it's not nice to laugh at someone else's misfortune, can I just point out that he has posted clips of his dangerous driving all over YouTube, more in the original link above. Final score. Ditch 1 : Chav in Vectra 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 You missed the best part TDK - the video of the actual crash is posted on YouTube!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 My 12 yr old daughter could fit that 'lovely' messing better that he has. Sometimes, these road side ditches just aren't deep enough......... PS - what utterly hideous wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 You going senile in your old age mate: http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/rubber-room/119812-user-error-modified-vectra.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 You lot are all a bunch of bastards - it took me ages to build that car. And I was swerving to avoid my girlfriend Chantelle and her mate Chardonnay when I went into the ditch. They were both off their faces on WKD and Red Bull with vodka chasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 You going senile in your old age mate: http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/rubber-room/119812-user-error-modified-vectra.html Ha ! I fookin' knew I'd posted it somewhere already, just couldn't remember where ! Mook, I knew it was you, I was trying to keep up in my modified Corsa. Innit. Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 what utterly hideous wheels. Aren't they just! As you say, those ditches just aren't deep enough to swallow these people up permanantly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Link to youtube crash video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 As requested: YouTube - *CRASH VECTRA* SEXY WIFE PICS* (Title no more than 50% accurate) He's added a couple of pictures of his Mrs (described on Barryboys as "Gordon Ramsey in a wig") at the end, it looks like the pictures were taken at the same place before the crash. Which meant she went home looking like that. I can only imagine how funny it must have been for the recovery bloke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 He's added a couple of pictures of his Mrs (described on Barryboys as "Gordon Ramsey in a wig") Too true, what a minger! I love some of the comments on his videos, wonder if this is from the chav selling the 1.6 GSi 4-door: I would love to cum on your car and make you snort it all up like some sort of jizz hoover. Talking of vacuum cleaners, I bet you're like Henry the hoover, forever smiling whilst sucking (cock). May the work of Darwin commence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I am so glad you smashed this car up, because it was a ****ing piece of ****. And your wife is an ugly whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 What do you get if you cross a Cyberman with a horse..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Some real class comments on that vid... I could blast my sticky celebration of man faster than this and I last for ages. It's a shame as I'm sure your wife would like an hour on my tower of power, I'd let her as the phrase anything with a pulse springs to mind. P.s I am fapping whilst I write this. and your wifey is far from sexy , i would say bordering to being a DOG!! im glad you fukin wrote that piece of **** off duder coz if i seen it i would ram the bastard And my favourite one... Such a shame, it really was a beauty. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 The video of the accident, no 'accident' is the wrong word - BLESSING - was posted up 11 months ago so now almost 1 year on this guy is still getting the piss ripped out of him, such is the power of t'net! - FANSTATSIC! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 All that rediculous video shows is some silly chav girl who's legs are wrapped in Bacofoil and an underwelmingly, under powered 1.6 Vectra driven by an unexperienced acne-infested (no doubt) arse. Society has a lot to answer for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Too true, what a minger! I love some of the comments on his videos, wonder if this is from the chav selling the 1.6 GSi 4-door: Love the Darwin comment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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