fatcat Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 Having the squits makes ones mind focus - eye drops is the way to go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted June 18, 2004 Report Share Posted June 18, 2004 [ QUOTE ] Go any buy some decongestant eye drops from the chemist and put some drops into the bottle.. hey presto.. instant squits [/ QUOTE ] Never ever feck with a chemist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 [ QUOTE ] I filled the remaining ribena with salt, so when the thief next half inches my ribena, they'll get a salty supprise. [/ QUOTE ] but you still won't know who it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snail Posted June 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I filled the remaining ribena with salt, so when the thief next half inches my ribena, they'll get a salty supprise. [/ QUOTE ] but you still won't know who it is [/ QUOTE ] Well, as i wasn't intending on "cubical monitoring", i doubt id find out who had the squirts either. At least this way, someone may get the drink, go to their desk, and end up spitting it out, possibly giving the game away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AquilaEagle Posted June 20, 2004 Report Share Posted June 20, 2004 Wanna buy a crate of Ribena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munki Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 the eye drops would be a good idea. Especially of they don;t realise what has caused it. Several days in a row could be very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCab Posted November 26, 2004 Report Share Posted November 26, 2004 Not to spoil the fun but just bear in mind you'll still have your bottle there, and you'll still be drinking out of it. And he'll know you do, and that you did [X] to him on purpose. So salt may not be a bad idea, 'cos (dull though it may seem) it's just enough to get the message across; but laxatives and other 'satisfyingly nasty' stuff this time round, may just raise the stakes and result in the NEXT bottle of Ribena getting the toilet water or worse in it - and he won't be the one drinking it, you will... Unless you want to go for the "fix 'im up good and proper, but then never keep Ribena at work again" approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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