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I'm already getting a hammer to the head, give me a break.

The sinful object was parked in a residential area so I may have a chance to get a snap in future. But I will have to work out how to get pics from my mobile phone to my PC (not very technical, me)

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Saw something like this in Dunstable (I should have said Luton smashfreakB.gif, as it devalues Dunstable more now), but instead of normal doors, it had Lmabo Countach style doors. Both were open. Chav getting in.

It was a dark sky blue colour, with spoilers/wings/fins/splitters etc.

My eldest said look daddy, a Lambourghini, like my friends one. I said no, someone has fitted the doors like it.

I was moving too fast to be able to whip out the mobile and catch a pic of it.

Bound to see it again. When I do, will try to photograph it!

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Got a lovely mondeo spottage that i followed from the A20 through to mottingham and grove park. Driving like the plick he obviously was and hammering it in the wet, wheelspinning all over the place (road was wet not because car was powerful). I only once put my foot down behind him and could quite happily stay behind but he was driving like a lunatic sliding all over the place round corners and i had no reason to drive like that so just watched and laughed!!!

Enjoy all...

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it was a flat red mondeo - debadged with only one pringles can puffing smoke out with a nice "picnic table" on the back and an arse covered in some sticky backed plastic and some of that "cut it yourself" metal grilling stuff that had bends all over it - so bad you can see some in the pics! It was pure budget chav!

Was impressive the way he wheelspun all over the place out of junctions etc to make the thing look like it had 100000 horses under the hood!

No fancy alloys though - just the bog standard alloys and small wheels and probably a bog standard 1.8 under the hood but a few holes drilled in the exhaust for "effect"!!

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There's one a bit like that around here. You hear him coming before you actually see him, with a combination of droning exhaust boom and bass box at full volume.

You sit there expecting to see something come screaming around the corner because of the pitch of the note....and then a little kitted up 206 comes pootling around the bend!

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No pictures (trust me, you should thank me for that), but I saw a chavved up Alpina B12 this morning. Well that's how it was badged anyway. Think 1990ish 7 series. Heard it first actually - it sounded like an Escort with a broken exhaust, so I guess it was running on about 5 cylinders. Silver, 19" rims (NOT Alpinas!), 100% tints, four ludicrous exhausts sticking out of the rear apron.

If it really is a B12, he should be shot for crimes against an awesome marque. If it's a 728 dressed up as a B12 he should be shot anyway.

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I saw a thoroughy shite Escort (car not hooker that is) at the weekend, didn't get a piccie, thoroughly chavved up, but the thing that struck me most was that it had a roll cage fitted. The thing wouldn't go quick enough to manage a roll with all the airfix poo stuck to it ! I like to point and laugh at stuff like this .....

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Classic today but it was going too quick to take a picture - not sure how though!

It was a Yellow Volvo 850 T5R with a huge fake carbon fibre style spoiler on the back, it was like an Escort Cosworth sized spoiler but just sat in the middle of the bootlid. It didn't fit in with the look of the car in any way!

Didn't realise chavs drove Volvos!! 169144-ok.gif

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