beez Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Sh1t I voted both. I thought it was Bum or Boobs. Out of the two I'm actually a boob man. But there's nothing like a nice arse...... And while we're on the subject! I've made an observation recently. Chicks more often than not come in these packages: Nice face, nice body, crap/fat arse Nice arse, nice body, horrible face Nice face, nice arse, horrible body I've never experienced a double horribleness, cos normally if I notice one horrible feature, then I don't give a second look. Only rarely are they nice in all three ways. And there's a lass at college who meets all three niceities. P.S. Nice nurses outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 I will ALWAYS notice a ladies boobs first of all. Second and third too! Then face. Then overall size. However, I can be swayed on all 'attributes' APART from face and size. Then the personality comes into play...........hmmmmm! I pay for lap dancing and 'exotic' dancing at a pub by J9 of the M1 and at 'Gentlemen's' Evenings. However, I don't intend to pay for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 You're gonna rape the hookers instead?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 What are you implying Beez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 That he isn't going to pay for the fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Go back to bed Beez, you clearly need more sleep. Remember this is meant to be JOY and not crude/disgusting ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 It was blatantly a joke that's lost on every single one of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 With you Beez, your joke wasn't lost on me. Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a4tdi130 Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Beez - so far I have found most of your posts fairly amusing, but cracking a joke about rape is not particularly funny. It wasn't "lost on me", I knew what you meant, but it wasn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaffaCake Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Agreed xc90...not a funny topic. Back to the thread, credit to Woppum for his public information message...he makes some valid points. Not even a condom protects you from everything. And anyone wanting to try it... http://www.finedate.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 wow now thats a lot of money ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 I want a British escort. Why can't I get one from the UK? Finnish one will just have to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 aaaaahhhh there is one..I'll stick the the finnish one. If I were gonna get an Italian one, I'd have a Ferrari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Ah. A man of contradictions. [/ QUOTE ] And of split personalities. [/ QUOTE ] still, he has a good avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Only just spotted this thread. When I was 18 I offered to share taxi with a very nice brunette who's friends had buggered off from a nightclub without her. She spent a good while in the taxi with her head in my lap on the back seat. She'd needed no encouragement. In fact I seem to recall my only words to her up until that point had been about how nasty it was of her friends to leave her stranded. I didn't say a word. Well, not many anyway. Arrived at her house, dropped her off.... Arrived at my house, I paid, and the taxi driver said "You'll never be so f***ing lucky again son". Still makes me laugh now. Never did see her again although I did find out who she was and that she'd just split from her boyfriend of a year and had gone out on the town to 'forget about him'. I like to think I helped....hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Mimi's a slut! Excellent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Actually, realised I've never posted to this thread either. - Without meaning to come across as blasé, I've never needed to pay for pleasure. There's always been a girl on my contacts list who would put out, and I don't have too much of a problem meeting and wooing new candidates. Not that there will be any new additions to my tattered stump of an over-notched bedpost. I fully intend to do the right thing by my current squeeze and live happily ever after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3Will Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Actually, realised I've never posted to this thread either. - Without meaning to come across as blasé, I've never needed to pay for pleasure. There's always been a girl on my contacts list who would put out, and I don't have too much of a problem meeting and wooing new candidates. [/ QUOTE ] Please tell me you're taking the pi55. Please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M3Will Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 i'd like to see all your replies when you're all into your 30s/40s and have been married for what seems an eternity. as with anything in this life, dont knock it till you've tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 [ QUOTE ] i'd like to see all your replies when you're all into your 30s/40s and have been married for what seems an eternity. as with anything in this life, dont knock it till you've tried it. [/ QUOTE ] Not quite sure how t read this to be honest. I been married twice, and have never ever had to look else where for anything. I'm a bit miffed about the dont knock it till ya tried it bit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 as a single guy i wouldnt even consider anything like this unless i were to get 'forced' into it on my stag night in a few years time maybe. And if youre in a loving relationship, you shouldnt need to look elsewhere for pleasure. If you are making use of the services on offer from the local bucket women then i would have serious worries about what your partner gets up to in her spare time too, remember they do male escorts too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I agree, no way would I ever pay for it, I am single but I still wont pay for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Why pay to do something that I'm good at! No way, ever, ever. A few years ago when drunk and a bit stoned in Holland a mate and I went window shopping. I bottled it and he chose a window view that he fancied. I settle down for a beer in a bar with a view on to the 'shop', he went over and just as he got there someone got in first! He came back over, had a beer and we waited. One beer led to 6, during that time (2 hours) this ladies curtains got opened and closed 7 times. Now how can anyone have the horn over a girl that has had that much in her, frequency wise in such a short time. So if you get tempted just remember that your not the first one there and over a busy day, a skilled and half decent looking pro will go though 10-20 punters. Not a sexy thought is it? Same mate sent this link Adult work to me a few months ago when arranging his stag do, didn't bother booking anyone for him, but did look around. If you want to see how sad your area is go search, escort and 1st bit of your post code. Don't blame me if an old girlfriend appears! Pro's = no morals, potential killers (HIV)+ sex without emotion or love. How can anyone enjoy that? I'd rather knock one off myself, but being married means if that's all I want I'll have some helping hand(s)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 That disgusts me too, just thinking (momentarily) about how many wicks have been spun in the prosy's broth prior to your turn. I saw a programme the other day namely 'Tenants from Hell' in which a landladys flat turned into a brothel and even though it was a reconstruction the lady described how badly the house had smelt when she went into one of the rooms where a foreign girl was sat with a punter. Its disgusting, how could any woman ever get themselves into such a predicament. On a side-note, surely that much action has some effect on the elasticity of their lady-bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Yeah it will. Have you ever thrown a sausage down an alleyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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