garcon magnifique Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I hesitate to start this for fear of where it may lead, so with a pre-emptive apology to the mods, and perhaps more in the spirit of "how BAD is that?!" than "how funny is that?" ... What's the most un-PC joke you know? ... What's better than winning Gold in the Paralympics? . . . Walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What do you do if you dishwasher breaks down? Slap the B1tch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordo Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you've told her twice already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingermouse Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 How do you stop a "??????????" from drowning???? take your foot of his head..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted April 18, 2005 Report Share Posted April 18, 2005 I'm not even going to go there, cos I'll be lynched and strung up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge dont fart when you take the meat out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Whats the difference between a woman and a slug? A woman has legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them. But there's always a flip side, so for the un-PC women out there... Why don't men have periods? Because they couldn't cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 again im not going there i like the fridge one though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quattroboy Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a machine-gun tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 What is brown and half eaten? The Pope's easter egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly, and they smell... (Oh dear, I fear I'm gonna get lynched for that one!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belchy Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 what do you call.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Why does it take a women suffering PMT an hour to change a light bulb?..................... It just does,alright!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 smokeblech... that's cheating. And they're crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 What do you call a lesbian asian? Minjita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steffiraf Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 I cant put mine on here cos they are too un-pc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 what do you call a lesbian dinosaur a lickalodopus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belchy Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 ok this really is un-pc but funny none the less... What do you call an asian with an apple on his head? . . . . . william patel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Why do women have legs........? ... you've seen the mess snails make!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 " irish blokes going around burning a load of "bison". pouring petrol on, then lighting. copper comes up saying 'what are you doing!' the reply.. 'OH.. 'BOUT 30 TO THE GALLON MATE' <font color="red"> TSN will not tolerate racial slander </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazd Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 u naughty boy, taking a chance someone doesnt reprot you there aint ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 what do you call 30 chavs in the back of a landrover ??? a good days shooting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 It is a non pc jokes thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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