ian_m Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Rather different for blokes sadly... [/ QUOTE ] dont I know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 beez, put your money where your mouth is and ask her out And Smitts... you and me both fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 I couldn't do that! It's even more nervewracking than asking someone my own age out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 What do you have to lose, hey she might actually say yes Speaking from the man that's in a female drought atm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Speaking from the man that's in a female drought atm [/ QUOTE ] I know that one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Yeah me too. 1 year and 7 months. Same amount of time I've been working for Morrisons. Maybe there's a link. Maybe I should ask her on a date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 do it!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Maybe I should ask her on a date. [/ QUOTE ] Do it !! So long as she's got cracking bangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Yeah me too. 1 year and 7 months. Same amount of time I've been working for Morrisons. Maybe there's a link. Maybe I should ask her on a date. [/ QUOTE ] Thought you just split up from someone you've been seeing for 6 months ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Well you thought wrong then, didn't you? Unless you're on about the lass from 'I'm in Agony', in which case, she is suffering more than I am now. She refuses to even come to the pub with me and my pals now and won't tell me why. So I told her to flip off being such a bint and have been ignoring her since. Including when she came to see me at college today while I was doing some work. I hope she feels like a bitch. Even her sister hates her. I haven't really looked at her bangers...that's quite worrying. But I don't think they're very huge. Which is the way I like them (as long as they're not simply bumps on a chest)....they should be quite cracking. Alriiiighhhttt I'll do it!!! But what shall I sayyyy??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattR32 Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Bumps on chest = Bee stings. I'd give it a go but I usually find the best pulls are from someone you get to know slightly more subtly. However, get you're thick skinned suit on, take a deep breath and give it a bash. Get in there soon too whilst she still remembering the heroic incident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Guys, you really need to get yourself to: The Walkabout The Swan (In Stockwell) Like I've said before, if you can't pull there then you really must be feckin ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 A fat guy came on to me in walkabout. That's normally why I don't go there. I'm clearly gonna have to get her out on a date. where's a s****y, non student place to take her for a drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Hey Burton - just out of Interest - is this the same Big Lee that used to have a nice Yellow beetle? [/ QUOTE ] No mate... The Nickname comes from the Arnie Film Pumping Iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Beez, If you don't ask, then you will rue the missed oppotunity. And look back and think 'What if'. Just ask. Nothing ventured blah blah blah........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 I knooooowwww but what do I gosh darn say to her?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [ QUOTE ] get you're thick skinned suit on and give it a bash. [/ QUOTE ] Surely he should get to know her first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] get you're thick skinned suit on and give it a bash. [/ QUOTE ] Surely he should get to know her first. [/ QUOTE ] Oh heck know, then hes got no chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Oh heck know, then hes got no chance! [/ QUOTE ] Poor old Beez,we should be encouraging him. Get in there my son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 Alright so I went to Morrisons earlier on to get some car washing shampoo (which includes wax in it yum), screen wash, flap jack and hair wax. And on my way out there she was at the desk beckoning me over, sexily. 'This is it' I thought 'she's finally going to ask me to her place after work!' To cut the main conversation short, she's still going on about the whole shopping a shoplifter thing. Then we got talking about something else and I sort of made a bit of inuendo, but not that noticable (I thought) and she said 'I think at 17 you're a bit young for me' But I didn't ask her to go for a drink or anything, so I'm going to keep trying, and when she maintains I'm too young for her, I'm going to persuade her otherwise. Yeah baby. Too young....I'll show her...get out the aging cream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activa Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Can't be arsed to read all the old posts,so how old is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 about 36 I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 I'm 36! and if some young lady was to 'offer' herself to me at that age. I would 'be in like Flint' with no hesitation! Show her what the 'older man' can offer her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 You mean 'younger man'? I will. I'll slap my penis on that customer service desk next time she's working on it and show her what she's missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojo Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I'll slap my penis on that customer service desk [/ QUOTE ] OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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