Sinfield Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Fun loving Grand Prix driver (25) own home, apartment, plane and yacht, WLTM lady, 18-30, with GSOH (and should also be a supermodel). Hobbies include driving around a bit and tending occasional facial hair. Recently single but looking for love. Send details and photo to Jenson, PO Box 324, Monaco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Fun loving Grand Prix driver (25) own home, apartment, plane and yacht, WLTM lady, 18-30, with GSOH (and should also be a supermodel). Hobbies include driving around a bit and tending occasional facial hair. Recently single but looking for love. Send details and photo to Jenson, PO Box 324, Monaco. [/ QUOTE ] Did not know Jenson had been binned by the lurvly Louise.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 Apparantly, she thought he had too much tiger in his tank and aspirating in an illegal manner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Apparantly, she thought he had too much tiger in his tank and aspirating in an illegal manner... [/ QUOTE ] Funny, I heard that it was a typical complaint from the fairer sex... The guy had too much gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Jenson has a new "bit of skirt" now, she is an athlete, looked quite fit from the pics in the paper the other day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinfield Posted May 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 An athlete ? Hopefully its not Fatima Whitbread... Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaLisa Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) Looking for someone to replace my doggies cuddles: I’m Lisa, 28, blonde (in every sense of the word) and as a result of a fake bake addiction, am the ethnic equivalent of an Umpa-Lumpa. I have children, but am willing to leave them in a field and drive away, with the right man…or a decent man…just man will do (not that I’m ruling out the ladies ;p). Want to be wined and dined, or just wined and done…the latter sounds more fun. Other likes include walks on long sandy beaches, diamonds, fast cars and yachts. Those who can not provide these fundamental requirements, need not apply. For the last few years my dog has been my only source of “affection”...it would be nice to be able to lick something that he can’t lick himself. I look forward to hearing from you...Lisa x Edited December 15, 2011 by LisaLisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Mook, this one's for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Looking for someone to replace my doggies cuddles: I’m Lisa, 28, blonde (in every sense of the word) and as a result of a fake bake addiction, am the ethnic equivalent of an Umpa-Lumpa. I have children, but am willing to leave them in a field and drive away, with the right man…or a decent man…just man will do (not that I’m ruling out the ladies ;p). Want to be wined and dined, or just wined and done…the latter sounds more fun. Other likes include walks on long sandy beaches, diamonds, fast cars and yachts. Those who can not provide these fundamental requirements, need not apply. For the last few years my dog has been my only source of “affection”...it would be nice to be able to lick something that he can’t lick himself. I look forward to hearing from you...Lisa x LisaLisa, welcome to TyreSmoke, pull up a chair. *pours suspiciously cloudy drink* Now, are you a real loon, or a real pretend loon ? I'm rather picky about my loons. Feeling drowsy yet ? Let's get you comfortable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Sod it, I'll f*ck anything with blonde hair me, where are you LisaLisa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxyboy Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 So good they named her twice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Hmm, something doesn't sit right here. :confused:Anyone checked IP addresses....? I don't believe you actually own a dog. Come on fellow TSNers, lets go on an innocent new member witch hunt. I just bet it's m6Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 You can own a dog, but interestingly, you cannot legally own a cat, you just provide it with food and shelter. I wonder if that means it's impossible to steal a cat? as technically, it doesn't have an owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4ttm4son Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 I wonder if that means it's impossible to steal a cat? No, the cat steals you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Sod it, I'll f*ck anything with blonde hair me, where are you LisaLisa? ...Scandanavian men beware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaLisa Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Hi guys...and any girls who are reading :-) I am real maybe just a little too honest. As for checking IP addresses i don't know what that is but feel free to run a whole mot over my account and you will see! :D get in touch people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Right then. It's either Bangle, me, Tipex, Arch or M6Pete. Or a vindictive MrMe LisaLisa. Photographic evidence is required. Please post a non-nudey pic of yourself holding a can of spaghetti 'oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 It's none of the above. And no, it's not me. It's not someone you'd suspect it to be either. Proper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 It's not someone you'd suspect it to be either. Yashar Makhzani ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burble Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Yashar Makhzani ? He's more into cats (literally?) then dogs but I suppose the dirty little sod could have diversified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 What, Yashar Makhzani is into cats and dogs I've just read LisaLisa's post again - and she's encouraged everyone to "feel free to run a whole mot over my account". Now in Northumberland, "mot" has a whole different meaning to what you have done to a car every year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaLisa Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Photographic evidence can be provided, not at this time unfortunatly i am at work...you shall see soon though!!! Then all you disbelievers will see!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaLisa Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Mook, perhaps you could enlighten me on a Northumberland MOT i am curious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 I used to live in Southampton. I'd like a picture of you pointing at the Moist store in the Bargate centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaLisa Posted December 16, 2011 Report Share Posted December 16, 2011 Any other requests!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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