Sparky Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 No it wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Ok...divorce your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Get a hair cut... (only taking over from M3Me since he's not here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 this is how old I look after getting my hair cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 So Beez, on the haircut front, what exactly are you aiming for? the nigel kennedy look or are you growing it super long or is it just not at the top of your list of things to do and you keep forgetting to ask mumsy to get the scissors out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Here's the plan Nah it's not really. My hair is crap, whatever I do with it. My real plan is that once my face decides I'm old enough for a beard, to grow one, then shave my head completely and look a bit like this guy: or This guy But right now, I'm just letting it hang out and do what it wants. Generally, because it's so thick, hat's look shite on me as well - so I'm pretty buggered as far as doing anything that looks good with my hair is concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 hehe i think youd look like a trucker if you put on a baseball cap with your long flowing goldy locks pronounced from the rim. Go on try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I intend on doing. And I'm also planning on getting butch - just like vin diesel - so that people will feel threatened by my bald head and beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 hmmmm have you saved up enough for the surgery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Just do what Vin Diesel did and work as a bouncer. Then maybe someone will beat the stupid right out of you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Not likely, I'm well 'ard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 youll beat them up with your skills as youre a black belt in Origami hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'll have you know that Folded Paper Birds can be VERY leathal, thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 So after all these posts, the basic result is that you were used as a taxi home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Not just any old taxi....a FREE taxi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 And she even teased you further by saying that she is going to spend the evening taking a hot bath all on her own and you cant be there to see her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 the phrase that springs to mind is: "crashed and burned" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 lets have faith in the lad, after all he did say that she contacted him to go out sometime so she could well be interested in him. Keep us posted Beez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 yeah - nextime she needs a lift to go out with her mates good look though matey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 I'm a sucker for her. I'd most definately give her a lift to go see her mates I'm useless at getting to know people. I don't know a fat lot about her. Any advice on how to get to know her better? (I really am crap at getting to know people...I don't know how to do it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Invite her out to the cinema or for a drive down to your local Maccy D's for your local Barry Boy meeting or to that bike show which Ari posted about last night. Or invite her around to your room at home and just watch tv or something and get chatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Well I'm getting the idea that it's the fact that we don't know each other all too well that's making her not wanna go out to the cinema (kinda dateish, no?) and instead stay in and have a bath. And with her being all full time work 9 - 5 about 15 miles away it and me working weekends (except saturday) it makes it difficult to get to know each other!! Esecially as I'm working tonight from 5 (when she finishes work) and same tomorrow. There's just no time I wanna see her, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 What do you do all day, how about meeting up for lunch it may only be an hour a day but it gives her something to chat about with work colleagues when she returns and that could work for your benefit because they will all be ribbing her about her new 'man of mystery' and that will make her feel good about having a guy who is interested in her so she will become more fond of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 She's only been working there a day - this is her second today!! I can give it a shot though I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Mate, looking at your threads, you have some fun don't you !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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