bazza_g Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 [ QUOTE ] AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32Ash Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Brilliant.........but true hahahaha Nice one for a Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiem Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a4tdi130 Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 That's excellent and winging it's way to my friends in our French office as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a4tdi130 Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Sorry did I accidentally say "friends"? I mis-typed, I meant to say ignorant tw4ts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Noone will see it fella. They'll all be sitting at on their slimey asses, as it was bastille day yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 [ QUOTE ] That's excellent and winging it's way to my friends in our French office as we speak [/ QUOTE ] Our French office SO wouldn't get this. At all. They really don't do humour (well other than that naff "European Humour") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 French Jokes! Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French? A. I give up. Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried. Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army. Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel? A. So the French government could to flee to London. Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind! Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q: Why do they have trees in Paris? A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun Q: Why is good to be French? A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German Q: Why was Jesus not born in France? A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags. Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalegolf Posted July 17, 2005 Report Share Posted July 17, 2005 Very Good ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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