Chav Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 [ QUOTE ] edit: That's openly gay, obviously...in fact we first started talking cos I was leaning over the potato bins at work, and he came over and slapped my arse. I'm even surprised myself that I decided to have a conversation with him, rather than report him to the police or something. I don't think I'm gay [/ QUOTE ] I've just read this bit. Beez, It appears that you're gay too.... ...if anyone slapped my arse, I'd kick them in the balls. (except for women of course, that's fine! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 [ QUOTE ] to shag her in his bed. Me and my ex did that to her sister when she'd been a bit of a cow and while she never knew we still found it funny. [/ QUOTE ] Mate, when I shag a woman, she normally knows. And I don't think I'm in the minority here. Time to consider your technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Anyway, it's nothing to do with me confirming truthes with Leah, and it's nothing to do with me talking to his sister. Apparently it's just me - and when I asked him specifically what (and included 'don't just say 'everything'') he simply said 'everything' Prick. Basically. If I didn't only have 26p credit left that I may well need to use to talk to his sister some more, I'd send him a message back saying 'feck off you straight b*stard' Incredible how he changed his tune in a split second, bearing in mind the last time we spoke friendlily he showed no sign of hate or disappointment or anything, then a second later he absolutely couldn't stand me at all. Amazing! What a woman. (Or gay.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted July 21, 2005 Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Perhaps he was still hoping that you'd fall for him, but now you're getting it on with his sis, he's had to accept the truth. He's probably quite upset about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2005 Yeah maybe it is! Bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Give me his MSN account. I'll have a little "chat" with him. If I were you, I'd shag his sister on his bed, but ring him during it and leave the phone on. Scream her name over and over along with making piggy squeal sounds. He'll get a little annoyed I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Piggy squeal sounds, eh? What an amusing sex life you must have, Sparky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Not me, I just could imagine Beez doing something like that. His sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechy Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 mmmm. I think we should stop there Sparky. You are giving me all sorts of mental images surrounding you and Beez that I dont want to think about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Beez is gay. (he said so), I'm 100% not gay. Muff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 I've just skmimmed over the last 5 pages or so. Tell me if I'm on the right lines: Beez's mate, the fudge packer, slaps 4rses over the potato bin. Beez doesn't like this so he tries to nail the fudge packer's sister. FP then gets a bit lairy with Beez as he doesn't like to think of anyone jumpng his sister. The FP then tells Beez he never fancied him anyway and that he's got a self destructing 4rsehole which squeals like a piggy. Tell me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechy Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 ok maybe the piggy squealing made me slightly uneasy. I bow to your smily search capabilities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechy Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I've just skmimmed over the last 5 pages or so. Tell me if I'm on the right lines: Beez's mate, the fudge packer, slaps 4rses over the potato bin. Beez doesn't like this so he tries to nail the fudge packer's sister. FP then gets a bit lairy with Beez as he doesn't like to think of anyone jumpng his sister. The FP then tells Beez he never fancied him anyway and that he's got a self destructing 4rsehole which squeals like a piggy. Tell me more. [/ QUOTE ] I hope thats not fudge that Cartman's eating...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 could this be the most pointless thread ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] could this be the most pointless thread ever? [/ QUOTE ] Probably but I'm finding it quite entertaining especially on a Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I hope thats not fudge that Cartman's eating...... [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Beez is gay. (he said so), I'm 100% not gay. Muff said. [/ QUOTE ] You mean you lied to me!? why would I be the one squeeling? Piggy style or otherwise And milo........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 I actually meant make her squeal like a piggy, but it's not come out right apparently!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 Ahh, now it makes sense I'll ask her if she can impersonate a pig squeeling next time I see her (just for kicks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted July 22, 2005 Report Share Posted July 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I'll ask her if she can impersonate a pig squeeling next time I see her (just for kicks) [/ QUOTE ] What if she says "Why, do you want to go out as a couple?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 maybe if you ask her to squeal like a piggy she might get the hint and chocks away, young Beasley as mrs camp blokes sister are back at the camp blokes crib giving it large. make sure its while hes at work or something though. maybe the whole thing about him encouraging you to go out with his sister in the first place was so he could find out if you were gay or bi. if he slapped your arse then he obviously found you strangely attractive in the first place and decided to see how far it could go, then when you became friends he thought you were going out until you started seeing his sister more and less of him and you stopped trusting him as soon as you went and spoke to the girl about the crying incident so he knew he couldnt have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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