vectisyanks Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour... Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Write this down! Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = giggle d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; Adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing. <font color="red"> </font> <font color="red"> </font> <font color="red"> </font> <font color="red"> </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vectisyanks Posted August 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 My name is Tootsie Pottychunks! Nice! Whats yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 dofus pottytush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Goober Lickinbiscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Goober Tush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vectisyanks Posted August 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Lol, mu hubbys name is Boobie PottyChunks... Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omi Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Snickle ChickenChunks. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Sleezy Frickenbrains. Which is remarkably accurate. And I laugh much more than 4 times a day, life must be miserable on the IoW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Oh how you're going to laugh. I am.... Dorfus.... Waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Excellent Chris Mines Pickel Lips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 dorky chicken for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrzed Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Dorfus Dippindoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daytripper Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Meet Crusty Hampsterdoodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Erm... Funky Wafflebutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skifly Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 dorfus wafflebutt!! Nice - I like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3hep Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Dorfus Dippindoodle [/ QUOTE ] Must be related - i get Boobie Dippindoodle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 I'm Snickle Dippintush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R32North Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Crusty Snicklebutt !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP27 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 'Sloopy Dippindoodle' at your service, Sir!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfette Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Snickle Farkledunkin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Oh dear mines bad Sleezy Hamsterbutt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TP27 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Oh dear...Sleezy Hamsterbutt [/ QUOTE ] Unlucky!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steffiraf Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Crusty Dippinhiney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Unlucky!!! [/ QUOTE ] u think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiem Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 You guys think yours are bad; Stinky Pottysprinkles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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