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garcon magnifique

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To the Lord of the Dance tune at Man United:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"

To the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f--- one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"

Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"

Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"

Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy!"

To the tune of Craig David's rewind...

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune):

"Aaaaand, if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next..."

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