garcon magnifique Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 To the Lord of the Dance tune at Man United: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country But it could be worse You could be a scouse Eating rats in your council house" To the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at Norwich: "Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f--- one another The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc" Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper had been diagnosed with schizophrenia: "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips: "Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?" Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!: "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy!" To the tune of Craig David's rewind... "Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her" To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune): "Aaaaand, if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 [ QUOTE ] To the tune of Craig David's rewind... "Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her" [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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