Female ejaculation

[Sparky]

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Who me? You must be mistaken

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Oh I think not!

[Johna1]

Right im off to see what i can get she will be in her jarmies now . She has a fantastic arse which is nice to u know. Please dont ask for any of that other girls whos my age thouhgh thats if i get her.

[Johna1]

Well shes was being a right bitch last night so alas no pics. If you want to be really pervy and see the seat she 'exploded' in ill take a pic of that. EEE ya should have seen the faces of the old folks walking out into the car park from the garden centre dobbies in Ponteland. But really i was only helping her and therefore not involved so it wasnt that obscene for Bob and mavis with their tray of petunas.

[hotdog]

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Well shes was being a right bitch last night so alas no pics.

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John, England expects. End of.

[danksy]

Oh to be young again

[Johna1]

Ill try my best

I might ask if she wants to go for a ride in the A6 only thing is ive just washed it.

[Sparky]

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If you want to be really pervy and see the seat she 'exploded' in

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I must have missed something here. Was she flicking the bean on her own, or were you assisting?

[Johna1]

Lmao. I assisted.

[Sparky]

Hope you steam cleaned the car afterwards

[Johna1]

Lmao yes i had to to the works inside the car like Nearly asked ppls advice as to how to clean the windscreen properly. I have decided im not doing anymore of that in the car unless it needs a clean out anywhere. I should say to her please either hold it in somhow or ill not do it again

[J_C]

[hotdog]

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[BREEZER]

OMG just registerd on site and i PMSL at this one lol

its defo not wee wee

[Johna1]

Ha Ha

[Johna1]

Have you lot seen how many people have viewed this section I bet when i everyone comes on there checking to see if i have a pic yet Well i have but i dont think you lot want to see that do you. Shes getting out of hand now she wants her car washing and all sorts.

[hotdog]

Can you hear that??

Yep, you're right. Thats the gauntlet being thrown down!

[Johna1]

Hear what?

[Sparky]

I don't think you have a pic.

If you do, you'd post it.

[Ian_C]

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I don't think you have a pic. If you do, you'd post it.

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In the meantime boys, how about the ultimate Goddess of gush, Cytherea?

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[JamesB]

Where's the "What are you talking about (again)?" option?

[Johna1]

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I don't think you have a pic.

If you do, you'd post it.

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Well when you said that i went up to her house and chatted for two hours and she would only let me have a pic on my phone. The tight bitch lol. Her bums bare so i understand if someone removes it.

[danksy]

She looks fine from this angle mate

[Hudster]

that could be anyone... can you get her to write TSN on her bum?

[Sparky]

Yeah John, it's not that we don't believe you, but there's been a few fakes of late on TSN.

Get her to write "It's toll-free on my marmite motorway" on her ass.

[pingpongpo]

Baby got back and I cannot lie.