TP27 Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M6 motorway. Nothing is moving, total deadlock. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingermouse Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Id give a tank full to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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