Bounce Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Make all the noise you want. The neighbours are deaf too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. Don't even think about trying it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Thanks for the advice, Kate - it might come in handy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Yes... yes it might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulboy Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Yes... yes it might [/ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? [/ QUOTE ] No but i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? [/ QUOTE ] No but i am [/ QUOTE ] Wow.....so whats a gummy job like then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccombie_5 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? [/ QUOTE ] No but i am [/ QUOTE ] Wow.....so whats a gummy job like then? [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danksy Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? [/ QUOTE ] No but i am [/ QUOTE ] Wow.....so whats a gummy job like then? [/ QUOTE ] Thats so wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Are you tubbing an older woman then Wopps? [/ QUOTE ] No but i am [/ QUOTE ] Wow.....so whats a gummy job like then? [/ QUOTE ] Thats so wrong [/ QUOTE ] But it feels so right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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