TP27 Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates", he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well", said the accountant, "one, I like to watch my money grow; two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; three, I like how money feels in my hand; and four - instead of you going out shopping every weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scooby_simon Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Wife replies.... When we get divorced I take <u>all</u> your money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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