J_C Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 ...wouldn't be suitable for! Here's a few to be going on with. Any additions welcome! 1. High Court Judge / Barrister 2. Samaritans / Childline operator 3. Department Store Santa 4. Burglar 5. ASDA Store Greeter 6. Sports commentator 7. Town Crier 8. Children’s TV Presenter / Entertainer / Ventriloquist 9. Vicar / Priest / Rabbi / Nun / Mormon / Monk 10. Air Traffic controller / Air Liner Pilot / Air Hostess 11. Helpdesk / Customer Service Operator 12. Pop Star 13. Waiter / Waitress 14. Librarian 15. Royal Shakespeare Society Actor / Opera Singer / Widow T****ey 16. Hostage Negotiator 17. Prime Minister / President / U.N. Ambassador 18. Tourettes Councillor / Marriage Guidance Councillor 19. News Reader / Weather Man / Local Reporter / Jeremy Paxman 20. Sniper 21. Mime Artist / Sports Mascot 22. Primary School Teacher / Dinner Lady / Lollipop Lady 23. Museum Tour Guide / Security Guard 24. Speaking Clock Dude / Directory Enquiries Operator 25. Software Trainer 26. Funeral Director 27. Dentist 28. User Car Salesman 29. Interpreter/translator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 How about the jobs they WOULD be suitable for: 1. Directory enquiries telephonist 2. Doctor's receptionist 3. Insurance claims clerk 4. Safety Camera Partnership "customer" liason officer 5. Police Swat team - Newham district 6. Traffic Warden 7. Anything in the Inland Revenue.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] ...wouldn't be suitable for! Here's a few to be going on with. Any additions welcome! 1. High Court Judge / Barrister 2. Samaritans / Childline operator 3. Department Store Santa 4. Burglar 5. ASDA Store Greeter 6. Sports commentator 7. Town Crier 8. Children’s TV Presenter / Entertainer / Ventriloquist 9. Vicar / Priest / Rabbi / Nun / Mormon / Monk 10. Air Traffic controller / Air Liner Pilot / Air Hostess 11. Helpdesk / Customer Service Operator 12. Pop Star 13. Waiter / Waitress 14. Librarian 15. Royal Shakespeare Society Actor / Opera Singer / Widow T****ey 16. Hostage Negotiator 17. Prime Minister / President / U.N. Ambassador 18. Tourettes Councillor / Marriage Guidance Councillor 19. News Reader / Weather Man / Local Reporter / Jeremy Paxman 20. Sniper 21. Mime Artist / Sports Mascot 22. Primary School Teacher / Dinner Lady / Lollipop Lady 23. Museum Tour Guide / Security Guard 24. Speaking Clock Dude / Directory Enquiries Operator 25. Software Trainer 26. Funeral Director 27. Dentist 28. User Car Salesman 29. Interpreter/translator [/ QUOTE ] That is only f***ing 29..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_C Posted June 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yes, which is why I put 'any additions welcome'. I'm looking for contributions to complete the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Very suitable for Audi Customer services.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 That is only f***ing 29..... [ QUOTE ] Yes, which is why I put 'any additions welcome'. I'm looking for contributions to complete the list! [/ QUOTE ] Whoosh.....did that go straight over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] That is only f***ing 29..... [ QUOTE ] Yes, which is why I put 'any additions welcome'. I'm looking for contributions to complete the list! [/ QUOTE ] Whoosh.....did that go straight over? [/ QUOTE ] Yes; Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3hep Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 they'd make for entertaining cold callers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] 12. Pop Star [/ QUOTE ] Never did Ozzy Osbourne any f***ing harm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Split up all the ones seperated with /'s and you've got about 54 you stupid f***er! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipandpin Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 erm, ****er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipandpin Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] erm, ****er [/ QUOTE ] sorry, that one slipped out how about, reality tv contestant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] ...wouldn't be suitable for! Here's a few to be going on with. Any additions welcome! 1. High Court Judge / Barrister 2. Samaritans / Childline operator 3. Department Store Santa 4. Burglar 5. ASDA Store Greeter 6. Sports commentator 7. Town Crier 8. Children’s TV Presenter / Entertainer / Ventriloquist 9. Vicar / Priest / Rabbi / Nun / Mormon / Monk 10. Air Traffic controller / Air Liner Pilot / Air Hostess 11. Helpdesk / Customer Service Operator 12. Pop Star 13. Waiter / Waitress 14. Librarian 15. Royal Shakespeare Society Actor / Opera Singer / Widow T****ey 16. Hostage Negotiator 17. Prime Minister / President / U.N. Ambassador 18. Tourettes Councillor / Marriage Guidance Councillor 19. News Reader / Weather Man / Local Reporter / Jeremy Paxman 20. Sniper 21. Mime Artist / Sports Mascot 22. Primary School Teacher / Dinner Lady / Lollipop Lady 23. Museum Tour Guide / Security Guard 24. Speaking Clock Dude / Directory Enquiries Operator 25. Software Trainer 26. Funeral Director 27. Dentist 28. User Car Salesman 29. Interpreter/translator [/ QUOTE ] That is only f***ing 29..... [/ QUOTE ] Not if you count all the /'ed job options. Heck there's over 50! Edit: --> Oh, crap, I see someone else beat me to it again! Why I keep hitting what others have already tapped? They may not be suitable but, $#!+, a hellava lot more entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 I genuinely think that I have this. Can the knowlegable amongst us explain in laymans terms if one can develop this at a certain age or stage of one's life as it tends to worry me just how disgusting my language / apparent outbursts have become in recent years especially when under any duress or stress...if indeed this is the case please add Mechanical Engineer to the list!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Nah, it just means you're a foulmouthed ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Nah, it just means you're a foulmouthed ****. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks mate.... I had me worried there. Tw@t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjaguar Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 56! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s4_sat Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 41. Platform announcer, British Rail or Heathrow Airport 42. Hostage Negotiator 43. Children’s Story teller 44. Hypnotherapist 45. Silent Assassin (Ninja Style) 46. The Pope 47. Department Store Santa There's a few more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleyadam Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Nah, it just means you're a foulmouthed ****. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Al Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Darts match scorer One F*cking Hundred and T*ssing Eighty you c*nt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GCab Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 I think this is in very poor taste. Tourette's is a genuine affliction and it's very cruel to make fun of it. You should be ashamed of yourselves and I demand that you make an immediate charitable donation to the Institute for Tourette's Research by way of apology. Send your cash here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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