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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for John to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're totally naked!!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're totally naked!"

"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours. He can't get enough of me".

The mother-in-law left, full of bewilderment. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and settles down on

the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive home.

Finally, her husband comes home from work and walks in and sees his wife lying there so provocatively on the couch, with not a stitch of clothing on.

"What are hell are you doing?!!" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "Anyway, what's for dinner?"

( I know it's an old one !)

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