Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] If it wasn't for friskings at nightclubs and airports he'd have no sex life at all [/ QUOTE ] naaa not into friskings anymore at clubs.... women in clubs just seem to be abit of c0ck teasers! no offence. I suppose your definition of a sex life could mean anything...... but im happy to admit that I dont sleep around....... having fun isnt a problem but thats all it is..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Bless you Sir We're only ripping the piss because we can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Bless you Sir We're only ripping the piss because we can [/ QUOTE ]Aye I know.... I wouldnt have bothered bringing this thread back to life if I wasnt prepared for a good pee taking.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 You'll be OK Riz, at least you'll get a blow off at your Xmas party.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 He might not have to pay either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] He might not have to pay either. [/ QUOTE ] mmmmmm we its a free bar.... so I could just give her a drink...... then get a FOC blow off.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Trust me fella you'll end up paying one way or the other. Why get married? Just find a woman you don't like and give her a house*. <font color="#666666">*And a tree. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Trust me fella you'll end up paying one way or the other. Why get married? Just find a woman you don't like and give her hell. <font color="#666666">*And a tree. </font> [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Trust me fella you'll end up paying one way or the other. Why get married? Just find a woman you don't like and give her a house*. <font color="#666666">*And a tree. </font> [/ QUOTE ]Ouch... hang in there.... anyways who would like to see my email communications with the lady in question? Hehe Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Trust me fella you'll end up paying one way or the other. Why get married? Just find a woman you don't like and give her a house*. <font color="#666666">*And a tree. </font> [/ QUOTE ]Ouch... hang in there.... anyways who would like to see my email communications with the lady in question? Hehe Riz [/ QUOTE ] Oh my god yes is the Pope catholic but hang on I need some wine for this!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Yes bizarrely I quite like my ex-wife Had a very pleasent lunch today and then went to see happy feet afterwards. V. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Here it is folks..... enjoy.... Lady (email to all):- Hi All, We are trying to organise a FREE Christmas Do for everyone but need to know numbers before booking anything. This is instead of the money in your wage which was the original plan, and will now not be happening. So in other words if you don’t come to the party you don’t get anything! Please, please, please reply to me to let me know if you’re up for it. Deadline for replies is Friday. Festive thanks! Riz:- Hi there Holly, not sure weve met... anyways.... I didnt know there was a party, what are the details? Thank you Riz :-) Lady:- No I don’t think we have. Not got any plans set in store yet but it should be at the Hilton on the 13th December. Riz:- Ooooooo I think Ive seen you about mmmm your the pretty one arent you ;-) The Hilton..... sounds like a plan. Count me in! Riz :-D Lady:- Ha ha … depends on your preference I guess! Cool… well if there is anybody else there who is interested will you get them to let me know asap! Thanks Riz:- hehe mmmmmm my lips are sealed. Will let others know about the party! Will you be going? ;-D (hehe) Riz Lady:- I would have thought so! Cheeky Monkey! Riz:- Ahhh well I didnt want to presume, you could have just been a party organiser!!! Will see you there then.... best be smart ;-) Riz :-D Lady (email to all):- Hello All, Last request for anybody who is interested in coming to the Christmas Do which is on the 13th of December at The Hilton! If you are interested and have not already emailed me can you please do so! Thanks Riz:- Im intrested.... oh and in the Do too! Riz ;-) x Lady:- Your cheeky Riz:- Yes I can be cheeky, perhaps Im just trying to get your attention.... you seems to keep yourself to yourself when on lunch. Riz :-) x Lady:- That’s because I have no idea who you are Riz:- Ahhh im the asian fella who drives the mini! hehe Riz ;-) Riz:- Hows your day going? Saw you having lunch as I walked past but was too shy to come in and say hello :-( Riz Lady:- Hi, My day is fine thanks… It’s a bit strange that you email me but you won’t come and talk to me…it’s a bit weird actually Riz:- Yes strange, will make more of a effort the next time, im off to south wales tomorrow to install a Lidl store... but no doubt will be in the office again. Riz ;-) Lady:- Ok strange stalker … Riz:- Ouch.... harsh.... but I`ll agree with you on this one...... for now.... Just shy thats all...... Riz :-D More to follow maybe..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Riz In all seriousness mate stop feckin emailing that woman. She'll be on to HR in no time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Lady:- Ok strange stalker … [/ QUOTE ] I doubt she was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Riz In all seriousness mate stop feckin emailing that woman. She'll be on to HR in no time [/ QUOTE ]Yep perhaps I`ll get done! Its all ok though as its all abit of flirting.... I assumed I over-stepped the mark when she called me a stalker... but a friend of hers told me she meant it in a nice way Anyway no more emails for now..... not until ive met her that is..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Lady:- Ok strange stalker … [/ QUOTE ] I doubt she was joking [/ QUOTE ]She was....... Everybody knows me at the office except a handful of new memebers, shes not been working long... about 4/5 months.. shes asked female members about me etc and who I am etc..... so its all cool... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Riz I am being perfectly serious. If that was your only interaction with this woman you need to stop. If somebody bought me an email stream like that without any other interaction - well let's say you wouldn't be perceived in the best light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Riz you need to reassert that you are a) not weird and b) not a stalker.....not via email, I agree, don't send anymore...but you need to just talk to her!!! edit - her email tones indicate she isn't replying to your "flirts" - she seems to disappear at certain times......if I sent someone a comment saying they were a stalker (whether in jest or not) I wouldn't be feeling very positive about them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] she called me a stalker... but a friend of hers told me she meant it in a nice way [/ QUOTE ] Dude, I'm no expert but I think she is politely telling you to stop harrasing her/she isnt single/you are a bit freaky for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Yup agree... NO more emails.... period!!! Now wheres my coat... Will see her at work first, if not, then at the party and leave it at that. Going to have some booze and have a good time..... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Make sure you wear more than a coat! Being seen as a stalker and a flasher really might not go down too well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Make sure you wear more than a coat! Being seen as a stalker and a flasher really might not go down too well! [/ QUOTE ] Well I stopped emailing her for over a week etc, been out of the office mostly, wont be emailing her as I want to introduce myself in person.... mmmmmm..... and for the record my boss knows about the emails.... if she complained then I would get a slap on the wrist but I doubt that would happen, otherwise I wouldnt have been cheeky with her.... time will tell if I get my knackers chopped off anyways..... right no more posts for now... until after ive met her.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lottiefox Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] right no more posts for now... until after ive met her.... Riz [/ QUOTE ] 13th..........11 days and counting.....will have the wine ready that evening!! Riz we have a big TT meet on the 14th if you're suicidal - come and look at loads of turtles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] right no more posts for now... until after ive met her.... Riz [/ QUOTE ] 13th..........11 days and counting.....will have the wine ready that evening!! Riz we have a big TT meet on the 14th if you're suicidal - come and look at loads of turtles!! [/ QUOTE ]Naaa will be suffering the day after the 13th..... but thank you for your kind offer.... Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 What when she kicks you in the nuts for being a freaky stalker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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