J_C Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says Hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" to which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped my arse with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rothwell Posted August 2, 2007 Report Share Posted August 2, 2007 Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanobeano Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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