Mort Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 There was this man who was 81 years old. He loved to fish. He was sitting on his boat one day when he heard a voice say "Pick me up." He looked around and couldnt see any one. He thought he was dreaming... he heard the voice again... "Pick me Up" He looked in the water and there floating infront of him was a frog. The man said "Are you talking to me ?" The frog said " Yes I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then Kiss me and I will turn in to the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure than you've ever dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. The frog shouted.... "are you Mad ? Didn't you hear what I said ? I said kiss me and I will give you all the sexual erotic pleasures you could possibly imagine " The man opened his pocket and looked at the Frog. "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drpellypo Posted October 8, 2007 Report Share Posted October 8, 2007 Tehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 It's obviously Frog joke time of year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 [ QUOTE ] It's obviously Frog joke time of year... [/ QUOTE ] Hey, a talking frog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woppum Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 Or: [ QUOTE ] A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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