theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Right, the kettle has just boiled, coffee, sugar and milk in the cup, water in.... NO F*CKING SPOONS ! ARGGGHHHH ! If anyone is in the vicinity of my office, can you please bring a spoon immediately, tea/table/desert, I'm not bothered which type as this is a real emergency. Oh, if you have any biscuits too, that would be nice. Mind the steps outside, I couldn't be arsed to grit them, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 11 minutes later and still no spoon ?! :smashfreak: I've had to use a feckin' biro instead, thanks for nothing, you're all off my christmas card list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 See the issue here is that sugar should not be added to coffee, well proper coffee anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Don't you have a woman to do that for you..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Don't you have a woman to do that for you..? Yes, but for legal reasons I'm not allowed to be on my own with her, or communicate with her in any way. The frigid cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I thought you fired Ulrika, because she's looking a bit too saggy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bells0 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Here you go: oooooops, wrong sort of spoon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Am I helping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 so i guess you just poured the coffee and sugar in out of their respective recepticals, how uncouth:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 heres a pic for you[ATTACH]35310[/ATTACH] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DHA Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 The history of the spoon in picture form. Caveman spoon Spoon from future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Yes, there was no science involved, I just tipped some caffeine into a mug, and slopped the rest in afterwards [insert your own Ulrika gag here], no thanks to you feckers I had to improvise with a biro, and now have a right fecking mess on my desk. Honestly, you guys, no bloody use whatsoever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Before anyone else does it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Duisberg, do I need to send you a pack of Tampax..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Duisberg, do I need to send you a pack of Tampax..? You still using 'em ? I thought you were post menopause mate ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Mook, why the hell did you post handbags, now Lins will see them and hog the laptop:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Couldn't you have used your cock? Mook's always going on about how much you like dipping it in the brown stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Nice collection of handbags there mook, doesn't your Mrs get jealous or do you share? Duisberg, I was so shocked to hear of your plight, I immediately sent you a spoon by City Link express delivery, guaranteed to arrive by 9am tomorrow morning, so expect to receive it sometime next week, if at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Mook, why the hell did you post handbags, now Lins will see them and hog the laptop:( It'll make a change from you hogging it to look for all that porn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Couldn't you have used your cock? Apparently it wouldn't reach the bottom (sic) of his coffee mug... Mook's always going on about how much you like dipping it in the brown stuff.... I think you'll find it's Duisberg that's always going on about being tri-sexual. I simply take the piss out of him about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 It also crossed my mind I might have got the whole giving and taking thing the wrong way round... Are you the mug or the spoon Duisberg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 He's both - that's why he claims to be tri-sexual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 He's both - that's why he claims to be tri-sexual I am tri-sexual, as in, I'll try anything sexual. Right, this coffee has now gone cold, and a bit mouldy. I hope you're all happy with yourselves, you've probably got lots of spoons, unlike me. Feckers. :smashfreak: I wish you all a pleasant weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burble Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 There are so many spoons within reaching distance that I feel almost guilty hearing that you are spoonless. I will do you a trade. I will give you a spoon, no, make that 2 spoons in exchange for you pushign all these pesky packets of data down this fibre and making sure that they all come out at the other end. At the moment about 20% of them are getting lost en route which is most tiresome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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