Tipex Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) In a very 'Barry boy' fashion, here are a few pics I took locally of some cars with stupid exhausts. First up, take a sh1t car, with sh1t wheels, make sure it's a really sh1t car in sh1t condition, with a sh1t engine, then paint the rear lights so no one can see them (stealth mode?). Take some random pieces of metal tubing and weld them to a makeshift backbox, then paint it silver, forget polishing it, just paint it silver. Then, what the hell, make another one, then line them up so at least one of them doesn't fit in the existing cut out in the bumper. And maybe you too can own - The Fiesta of Powaaaaahhh! This one is apparently owned by the same hotelier who has the Roller with the gold roof, can you count the exhausts? Counted em? heres another pic - And this is what it looks like from the front - And yes, thats tacky halfords stylee chrome stuff everywhere! It doesn't even sound very nice, apparently having an exhaust for each cylinder makes a V8 sound like 8 fiestas:confused: Edited April 16, 2009 by Tipex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc1303 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Now these are exhausts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) jc1303, where did you find that ? Can you PM me the reg ? Tipex, those really should go on Barryboys, which is where I found this beauty.... Featuring a bootlid signed by Jordan no less.... Look, a shitroen having a poo... Edited April 17, 2009 by theduisbergkid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Stealth - Nice. ie, heat diffusing exhaust so you cannot see the heat signature. Real stealth technology - as used on the B2/F117/F22 mega-expensive stealth planes. I mean IF the local bobby is ever patroling using a heat seeking speed gun, he'll never get caught. These boys are cleverer than we thought.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cris Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 And maybe you too can own - The Fiesta of Powaaaaahhh! That is deeply, deeply cool. All it needs are some nice, tasteful MDF sideskirts and Burberry stripes (applied from rattle tins); you'd be onto a winner. Something along these lines: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelwind101 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 The only thing the RR needed was a detail! There is always someone to ruin a car! I thought the stealthy one was better then twisty yellow one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Scott Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Oh dear!.....and on a Twin Turbo? Volvo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac_Terrorist Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 jc1303, where did you find that ? Can you PM me the reg ?Tipex, those really should go on Barryboys, which is where I found this beauty.... Featuring a bootlid signed by Jordan no less.... Look, a shitroen having a poo... LOL - that's a french horn welded on the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 This is just pure class Wonder how many extra bhp it needs to punch a hole in the air for that rear spoiler? What's a Sexo normally? 70bhp? So add an extra 130 bhp (just from adding a K&N and a dog turd shaped back box) and lose all that power to the, ahem, "aerodynamics"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Holy feck! I didn't realise that people could be that tasteless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Omfg..... Edited April 18, 2009 by John_Doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Of the 16 exhausts on that American pickup monstocity, only 2 of them have any darkening from the exhaust fumes! I spotted another one last night but didn't get time to snap a pic, I'll keep an eye out for it tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Of the 16 exhausts on that American pickup monstocity, only 2 of them have any darkening from the exhaust fumes!I spotted another one last night but didn't get time to snap a pic, I'll keep an eye out for it tonight. They drive them at night for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarmac_Terrorist Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Some of these zorsts are crazy. How are you supposed to get at the boot without burning your shins? Would be a nightmare in the summer wearing shorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Some of these zorsts are crazy. How are you supposed to get at the boot without burning your shins? Would be a nightmare in the summer wearing shorts! I'm sure that was at the top of their lists when they were considering doing the mods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Stupid exhausts...............now where's the Lexus IS-F entrant? Here it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Ah yes, and then there's the new Ferrari California... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipex Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Stupid exhausts...............now where's the Lexus IS-F entrant?Here it is! Bastard, I was going to put up a pic of an IS-F I took in the station car park the other night! At least the Fezza's exhausts are real though, unlike the IS-F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 During a quick perusal of the Maranello 2nd hand cars on Sunday afternoon (in Egham) I noted that an F430 Scuderia has cosmetically enhanced exhausts. The ones you see protruding from the back in fact shield the real things which are further back, not shiny and somewhat smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stooH Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Bit like a new Civic then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 And, shock horror, the Audi R8 as well The tailpipes aren't connected to the exhaust system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 The tailpipes aren't connected to the exhaust system ...the thigh bones connected to the, knee bone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theduisbergkid Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 ...the thigh bones connected to the, knee bone.... the knee bones connected to the, shin bone... (highbrow stuff this Tyresmoke malarky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Missed an opportunity for a great pic this morning: An L Reg Rover 800 with three exhausts arranged into a triangular shape and a massive whale tale spoiler . Was too slow with my phone. I will get him next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 An L Reg Rover 800 with three exhausts arranged into a triangular shape and a massive whale tale spoiler How vulgar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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