Se5aScott Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I think that this is one of the lowest things that you can do to a mate. Agreed, luckily he did his mates girlfriend instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Agreed, luckily he did his mates girlfriend instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Agreed, luckily he did his mates girlfriend instead comedy genius :roflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 Oh, we're all very quick to moralise, but which of us here hasn't got drunk and shagged a mate's girlfriend on a balcony while the mate was in the next room? Oh, wait, all of us except Andy. It was an honest mistake. She was sat on my lap wearing a very short skirt and something just popped up I have to ask. Did she notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 So is there a question here for the agony aunts?? Or are you just reporting another notch on the bedpost?! Can this girl be trusted to keep her mouth shut (if not her legs...)? If not you may need to consider whether you want your mate to find out from her or from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 On that note, I wonder if now would be an opportune moment to nudge Mr Bangle in the direction of this thread: http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/agony-aunt/121699-making-will.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Just hope your mate doesn't read the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Andy - hope your house in Leeds hasn't sold yet.......you might need a bolt-hole for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Andy - hope your house in Leeds hasn't sold yet.......you might need a bolt-hole for a while. If ever there was a time when the words "bolt" and "hole" were more appropriate to a conversation, I don't know of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Most normal people wouldn't publish this sort of thing on an internet forum. I expect you made it up you attention seeking whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I expect you made it up you attention seeking whore. I'm just wondering whether that would make me feel less guilty about laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 He's gone awful quiet. Do you reckon he's at the clinic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Perhaps the fracture clinic if his mate has found out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 ooooooh you lot are so judgemental Hasn't anyone here shot a sparrow with an air rife? run over a cat over? shagged a married woman 2 months after her wedding day? .... no, ok just me then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Several years ago I hit a cat square on with two tons of Vauxhall Senator (God I loved that car!). Sure I felt front and rear wheels go over it. Never found the remains, either under the car, up a wheel arch or spat out at the side of the road. I swear the f*cker's still following me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I don't think Judgemental is the half of it. If this is true, and you really have done this, how could you not expect people to think you're a bit of a tw*t? Especially boasting about it on an internet forum :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted October 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 In my case the cat ran into the wheel of my S4 that was spinning at 30mph ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I find this all a bit odd. Where is the initial remorse? I'm thinking this person isn't really a mate. Clearly you are a bit of a d1ck for doing this to put it mildly, but I'd have thought a bit of subsequent remorse afterwards might make you seem a little better. Anyway, odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 shagged a married woman 2 months after her wedding day? Oh p*ss off Andy - they're not married as well are they You really are going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waylander Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 To be fair there was some hint of remorse in the initial post. Either it is a wind-up and Andy is having a larf to see how high the soapboxes reach, or he did it and is rather proud of hisself and is finding the righteous indignation somewhat amusing or else he did it and has been suprised by the vitriol against his actions. As a non-drinker looking in, to be fair it is hardly the first time I have seen or heard of drunk folk having nookie that they subsequently regret - even drunk married peeps nor do we know how much of a floozy said bird is or relationship with mate etc etc so while I find the episode rather sordid I confess to also being a little surprised by the vitriol - given the apparent context. Had they both been sober and done this [or even he sober and she not]. Then again he was sober enough to post coherently afterwards..... I suppose you really need to post a pic of how hot said bird is to explain why drunken disinhibition lead to the shag..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 So what you're saying is, morally speaking, we need to see pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Oh yes, definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Agreed - pics essential. If she is that hot, all is forgiven. Ish. (incidentally, remorse while clearly stating you are p1ssed out of your face doesn't cut it ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 shagged a married woman 2 months after her wedding day? Yeah, of course. But she was married to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Yeah, of course. But she was married to me. Cue lots of married blokes asking how the hell you persuaded her only two months after the wedding night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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