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A few boring observations. The price differential between the very earliest cars with a few milers on the clock and newer cars with half the mileage on the clock is very tight. The cheapest sub 50k car at any kind of dealer (ie not private) is 28k,* whereas there are Mercedes Benz 2010s with 10 and 20k on the clock from 32k. This suggests to me the prices of the earliest are artificially high.

*excludes car at Keighley Trade Centre / Keighley Sports & Performance, google their name if you want to know why

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You don't NEED one and it's a waste of money . . . simple, sorted ! :P

Ahh, reverse psychology, like it!

They're sh1t, slow and rubbish, noisy and smelly, you can't afford one, your not cool enough, erm, you'd need an bigger winky to handle the power etc etc

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Actually (not that anyone could accuse moi of being a contrarian), I've though about this more, and I don't think you should get one.

Forget the reverse psychology I was (obviously successfully) using on you earlier, but these things are fecking everywhere, I can't believe how many of them I see now I'm noticing them, surely one of, if not the most successful mercedes AMG models ever, and therefore, a bit common.

We've seen the worlds automotive 'cock' authoritarian, a Mr J Clarkson, declare that M3 drivers are no longer cocks, and it's now Audi drivers that take that role, how long before he declares that Audi drivers are now safe from ridicule, and that it is in fact, C63 AMG drivers who currently fill that position?

I therefore declare that it is time to move away from well made, reliable, German cars in my opinion, and start showing a bit of patriotism and buy a V8 Jag instead!

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Of course if the Black Series was an option Bazza then surely it opens up a whole new debate about what to spend that sort of money on!

The thing that puts me off the C63 is the sparkly chrome stuff it is fetooned with. Don't fancy an M3 with the exhaust mod then Mook?

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He's in John Lewis looking for a new pair of slippers and a pipe

And that is the problem :rolleyes:

Must reply to your mail asking about whether I think you should go for the LSD option or not :roflmao:

You might want to look in your local Oxfam for your slippers :finger:

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The zorst would get swapped anyway. Stock one isn't loud enough. No, really :D

Don't fancy an M3, Andrew. I still don't know why, but I just don't.

Everyone says "don't buy an AMG because you'll need shares in traction light companies and Pirelli" - that's the reason to buy one :)

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Now everyone knows I shop in John Lewis. Next they'll be finding out I only do food shopping in Waitrose :rolleyes:

Then you have contributed to the success of those brands, and the 17% bonus the staff are deservedly due to receive, for which I applaud you, you have nothing to be ashamed of sir!

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