Twinspark Posted March 26, 2013 Report Share Posted March 26, 2013 To be fair, if they had asked for McLaren for help, they'd have lost the wheels on the way out of the pits anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted March 27, 2013 Report Share Posted March 27, 2013 Daily Mash: Formula One launches race unfixing probeF1 BOSSES have launched an investigation after a race somehow became unfixed. Footage of the Malaysian Grand Prix allegedly shows Sebastian Vettel operating his car in the manner of someone trying to win. The resulting controversy has left everyone not obsessed by Formula One deeply confused. A Red Bull team spokesman said: “We take allegations of racing extremely seriously. “Drivers must remember that this is not a sport but a deeply weird and monotonous pre-programmed entertainment experience that is completely incomprehensible to sane people. “Kind of like Wacky Races but with odder drivers, more ridiculous-looking cars and lots of girls who look like hookers.” F1 devotee Julian Cook said: “You could clearly see Vettel trying to accelerate past another car in order to make his car go over the finish line first. “According to the twisted logic of the bizarre quasi-sport that I love for no apparent reason, this is quite unacceptable. “If it’s proven that Vettel was trying to win, Bernie Ecclestone should have him thrown into a pit of scorpions. “Although in some of the countries where they do F1 I think that would considered an excessively humane form of punishment.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tipex Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Bernie Ecclescake was on Sky News last night supporting Sebastian, he said he'd have done the same thing and they want drivers that want to win at all costs. Can you imagine the size of the smug grin on Seb's face! And the amount of anger boiling up in Webber, knowing Seb has got away with it, and is actually being praised for being the bad boy, I wonder if the steam coming out of his ears will obscure his view at a crucial moment when he's next to Seb on track! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMad Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 I would be shocked if Webber doesn't return the favour or nicely blocks him or punts him off before the end of the season. There is certainly no love lost with them before and certainly not now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted March 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 I would be shocked if Webber doesn't return the favour or nicely blocks him or punts him off before the end of the season. Be fantastic if he did. Blocks Seb in the last race of the season when he only needs one extra point to win the WDC therefore, allowing Alonso* to win it (* okay Luke, or Lewis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Looks like Webber's been modifying his car for the next race... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Bernie and Seb are very, very close. Strangely so. To have the ringmaster that close to one driver is unhealthy in my opinion. Webber will definitely have his revenge. Just hope it helps out golden boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Looks like Webber's been modifying his car for the next race... You really are shite at Photoshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 I was busy. And that was done in MS Paint. You wouldn't believe how long that can on the back took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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