patently Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Some goods ones here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Piers-Morgan-Celebrity-Cardboard-Mask/dp/B003VR021Q/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t Piers Morgan Celebrity Cardboard Mask This product is genuinely life-changing. Not only does it impart special talent-spotting abilities, but it has also enabled me to avoid criminal charges for phone-hacking - even after I openly admitted to the practice! Incredible!There are a few drawbacks to looking like Mr Morgan however. This mask appears to be a magnet for other similarly lacking in talent celebrities. And Arsenal fans. And people who just like punching smug pricks in the face.I am hoping to see a Katy Hopkins follow-up soon. Etc etc... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Even funnier. http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted July 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 Even funnier. http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK Yes, that's certainly the classic one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 I have just gone looking for one I saw that wasn't as funny as those. Why? Well it was just the sheer dry tone of one line of it that did it for me. It was on a Nikon camera that doesn't appear to be on there anymore, one of their compact models from a few years back. The guy leaving the review said something I shall never forget. It went a bit like this: "I received this on the day of my sons school sports day. I came home and it had taken some brilliant pictures but didn't appear to like taking pictures of the children. Instead, I have loads of excellent photographs of other parents, mainly very attractive Mums. My wife does not like this, but I can confirm the auto-focus works wonders." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) One of my favourites for reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMOIU/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1437680391&sr=1-1&keywords=pam+st+clements+clock Edited July 23, 2015 by Arch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazdot Posted July 23, 2015 Report Share Posted July 23, 2015 One of my favourites for reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAM-ST-CLEMENT-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMOIU/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1437680391&sr=1-1&keywords=pam+st+clements+clock Them reviews are brilliant, the funniest thing though is that they even make that item. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 <Extract> "tells me to do bad things". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Bangle Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'm doing market research for a potential Welsh customer. Do you think you could fit a medium sized sheep in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 She looks like a Small sheep size to me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'm doing market research for a potential Welsh customer. Do you think you could fit a medium sized sheep in there? You might need to take the girl out first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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