M8CKN Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 What a massive cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Fanny magnet? I don't think so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1.25 Zetec S...... I don't think so either! And Mk4 alloys on a Mk5?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Wait. It's got a MASSIVE, VEINY, COCK WITH A THROBBING PINK HELMET painted down the side, and you'd avoid cos it has the wrong alloys? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldavo69 Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 1 hour ago, garcon magnifique said: Wait. It's got a MASSIVE, VEINY, COCK WITH A THROBBING PINK HELMET painted down the side, and you'd avoid cos it has the wrong alloys? Put 4 (cock) rings on the badge and he'd have it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 (edited) Lol, just continuing our theme from the other day of people writing shit car adverts. Its only a 1.25. Not a 1.6 Zetec S you moron! edit - sellers a moron, not you Garcon! Edited December 23, 2016 by Ian_C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Stolen from another site, but 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Mother of pearl Cayenne with dodgy number plate anyone?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Rolled your car, again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Don't miss this bargain : http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152652495130 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazdot Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 Why did no one bid on it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 OMFGG!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruiser647 Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Should buy the thing just to get it crushed. Put it out of it's misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, M8CKN said: Harrison Signs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 That doesn't need any signs, just a sticker saying "Police Aware". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-bmw Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 I suspect that "rear spoiler" is actually one like you see on the roof of a lorry to deflect air over the trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazdot Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Has that demolished skip in the background got something to do with this car, or is that where the car should be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Not only have they put louvres on the rear window...it’s a sticker and in the wrong colour yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuprabob Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, M8CKN said: Not only have they put louvres on the rear window...it’s a sticker and in the wrong colour yellow. I take it the rear lights also have yellow stickers over them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Yes. The whole rear end looks like it’s been covered in what’s left after you cut biscuit shapes out of a big piece of mixture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8CKN Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Noble as the sticker on the back window is, I think the more appropriate advice in this instance would be DON'T DRINK & BUY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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