Insurance Jon Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 The fezza only seems to work with either really high maintance birds or 17 YO's. I don't want either. But seeing as I'm a bit picky it is more cost effective to rent a high maint bird, rather than buy one so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 If it flies, floats or f**ks, rent it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insurance Jon Posted May 7, 2005 Report Share Posted May 7, 2005 exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie61 Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 [ QUOTE ] when I was in Alicante last year, there were loads of prostitutes on the outskirts of the town, some were actually quite attractive [/ QUOTE ] Ladyboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomthree Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 One must always remember that not all girls do it from choice, some are forced into it. I have used "escort" services on a number of occasions. I am a straight guy who has a great partner but who likes a bit of fun now and again. I go away on business 3 or 4 times a year and I usually arrange to have the services of a girl while in my hotel. I am fortunate in being able to pay for "quality" girls, and believe me they are quality. In most cases looks and figure that are straight off a catwalk and they are really keen to please the punter. It isn't always wham bam thank you mam either. Usually you have a few drinks or even a meal then off you go to your room with a guaranteed result and on top of this you can ask for all the things you daren't ask for at home and you usually get them! I did have a bad one in Manchester once but she did ok at Crufts a few months later....won best of breed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjfr Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I am a straight guy who has a great partner [/ QUOTE ] Lovely. Faithful too. [ QUOTE ] go away on business 3 or 4 times a year and I usually arrange to have the services of a girl while in my hotel. [/ QUOTE ] Can't you just not have sex for 3 or 4 nights a year? Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapphire1616 Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Of course i'm faithful. If they're good i'll use em again. Why should I give up sex for 3 or 4 nights a year. Don't get personal pal. You sure you knew who your your father was! This is open debate. If you can't respond in a civil manner then keep it shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjfr Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I usually arrange to have the services of a girl while in my hotel [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Of course i'm faithful [/ QUOTE ] and... [ QUOTE ] Don't get personal pal [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] You sure you knew who your your father was! [/ QUOTE ] Ah. A man of contradictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Of course i'm faithful. If they're good i'll use em again. Why should I give up sex for 3 or 4 nights a year. Don't get personal pal. You sure you knew who your your father was! This is open debate. If you can't respond in a civil manner then keep it shut. [/ QUOTE ] So you are "AudiDoo" and "Slickone"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjfr Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Ah. A man of contradictions. [/ QUOTE ] And of split personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 2, 2005 Report Share Posted June 2, 2005 Banana split personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomthree Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Oh poo!!!!! Guess i've been rumbled. I'll stick to the other forums in future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopsta Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Chill boys this forum is meant to be lighthearted [ QUOTE ] You can ask personal stuff in here, but expect a funny answer back!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Graham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insurance Jon Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I don't think he deserved beeing called the B word though. Other people have admitted to what he did in this thread and didn't get sworn at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Maybe it was the otherhalf to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fjfr Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 It was the 'faithful partner' remark, not the act of using prostitutes per se. Just my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a4tdi130 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Maybe his parter knows and approves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longlashes Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Depends what you class as fun, anyone think a lapdance is fun? if so i used to get paid for that! plus i had fun doing it, no harm in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURTON Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Yeah Lap dances are good. Exciting without the guilt. Also is a Brucey Bonus if they are good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Like I always get told: look, but dont touch. its when it becomes intimate that its an unfaithful thing. a lapdance is no problem, as you are still going to bed with your partner, not the dancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I'm going to be paying through the nose for fun the weekend after next. 3 days on a stag do in Paris at the rugby Sevens and a hotel bang in the middle of the red light district. Fun in the lap dancing sense of course, the stag is renowned for his love of "Genlteman's clubs". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentandy Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Only thing I've ever paid for in this context is a hotel room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 A lap dancer, eh? Nice legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longlashes Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Ta x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 hell thats a good question. Which do you guys look for in a woman, legs or boobs? see poll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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