Sinfield Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Now this really is a thread that will not go far, but while filling the Porker with some of Shells finest this afternoon, I took the chance to oggle Zara Phillip's arse as she was refueling her Audi. She may have a funny family and big teeth but she could butter my toast anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Ooo, cute for a royal... Closest I got was, while working @ the local Friendly's after college, being turned off by Rosie O'Donnell's arse while she pumped in her fill. (hope that doesn't shorten this thread's life...I'll attempt a save) "Bob" Kid Rock's parents, (aka the Richies), live about 15 doors down the lake from me and Pam Anderson visited several times when those two stars were boinking each other. Saw those pumps, uh, her pumps, uh, from a distance...I'll stop there. My sister, who got me that Friendly's job, buttered Howie Mandel's toast. Literally, in the service industry way, I mean... *Legal* service industry way...and not the legal one in just Amsterdam and one strip of Las Vegas. I'm stopping while I can still avoid that long distance Lawn Dart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollox Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Err once queued behind Paul Young at the Shell @ Stirling Corner! Oh wait, you said birds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 When I worked at a Shell petrol station someone showed up in the low drag spec Jag E-type CUT7, won quite a few races. Was a very nice looking car, but its not really a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrosteve Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Differing from the thread just slightly........er..... i filled up in my local station and whilst walking up to pay i noticed upon something very usefull on the counter. Instead of keeping the thought to myself, the brain engaged reverse and the mouth said " F**K me thats Handy!! " only to be greeted by a ONE armed teller that didnt look very happy!! No offence to anyone......... .......as to " famous " people i once worked in a hotel and saw Barry Mcguigan (or whoever you spell it, the boxer) fall out of his Shogun, the poor wee man couldnt climb down as it was too high!!!!!! true story but not a female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikespence Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 Saw the back of Zoe Ball's head at Heathrow T3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 [ QUOTE ] When I worked at a Shell petrol station someone showed up in the low drag spec Jag E-type CUT7...Was a very nice looking car, but its not really a woman [/ QUOTE ] I beg to differ...quite the sexy beast, sleek body lines, nice hips, beautiful mouth, throw lots of money at it and she's still not happy, tough to get the motor goin' but once you do, she's a go'er.... The E-type is the prototypical female car. And if it's a Sport model...HOOOO-AH! I'm in love. Is the CUT7 sometimes called a 'lightweight', aluminium panels & all? Not familiar w/ that designation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyDub Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Saw the back of Zoe Ball's head at Heathrow T3. [/ QUOTE ] How did you know it was her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted May 14, 2005 Report Share Posted May 14, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Saw the back of Zoe Ball's head at Heathrow T3. [/ QUOTE ] How did you know it was her? [/ QUOTE ] recognises it from a bit of doggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Always wondered why Zoe Ball and Fat Boy Slim split up. I reckon when they met he thought she was completely, er... chemically enhanced... but eventually the truth dawned that she's always like that. Don't remember seeing any famous totty at the pumps, but I did see Posh Spice outside Marks & Sparks once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikespence Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Saw the back of Zoe Ball's head at Heathrow T3. [/ QUOTE ] How did you know it was her? [/ QUOTE ] The back of Fat Boy Slim's head was next to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyds Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Does it count that I bought parts from Gwyndaf (1996 british rally champion) Evans' garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Is Gwyndaf a hot famous bird? He used to drive a school bus y'know - bet that was scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhyds Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Is Gwyndaf a hot famous bird? [/ QUOTE ] I supose not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjack Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Stood saw Kim Marsh (milf from Hearsay) at the Total garrage in St Albans a few years back, not sure what she was driving, I think it was the standard c-listers blacked out Range Rover/Jeep Cherokee/X5/Chelsea tractor if I remember correctly. It would appear that I use the same dry cleaners as Pam St Clement (Pat in Eastenders). However, she is most definatley not hot and dry cleaners are not petrol stations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tibbs Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Speakin of Barry Mc Guigan, he told me to f*ck off in dublin zoo when I asked him for his autograph, I was 9 totally gutted! I remember he was driving an old S300 with the reg BOX 1. Nordy prick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanKHotay Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Speakin of Barry Mc Guigan, he told me to f*ck off in dublin zoo when I asked him for his autograph, I was 9 totally gutted! I remember he was driving an old S300 with the reg BOX 1. Nordy prick! [/ QUOTE ] Who did? If you're saying he's a bird, maybe that's why he told you to f'off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 Can we tell lies here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted May 18, 2005 Report Share Posted May 18, 2005 I once sat next to Suzie whatsherface (the brunnette that presents the Moto GP racing) whilst waiting for my car to be cleaned at Chiswick Hydrowash (on Chiswick Roundabout). She was dressed down & not quite the hottie I imagined. Nice S2000 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section7 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 I met V-BH in '99 at the Newport Pagnell services. Her, yellow Jordan Civic. Me, maroon Vauxhall Cavalier. Her signing autograph, me grining like a loon. I think she's hot. Better half not so sure. Something about a girl who can drive. Mind you, my Lady would also like a TVR given half a chance, but would put up with a 911 if she had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinfield Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 If you like VBH so much then enter my competition to meet her at Brands ! Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doogal1972 Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 My 2pence worth... Not at the pumps but sort a similar thing, when working in F1 a couple of years back my mate got me on the grid for the oz gp. The claxon went to clear the grid, I walked to the top of the pit lane to wait for the cars to do the installation lap, then realised Naomi Campbell was stood next me, bloody hell she's tall, I'm 6' and she was looking down on me! That's it, not that exciting but at least it was a famous bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinfield Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 I had no idea my lame thread would go on so long. As it seems to be the norm to diversify from it being birds at filling stations, I'd also like to add that I met George Lucas in the Royal Oak at East Lavant. Top bloke. Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 how do i enter the competition. really? is there one? am i eligable (being sub 18) do you care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Saw Peter Kay filling his people carrier at our Tesco! but then again, he aint a bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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