beez Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Or the flower girl in your car in the carpark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I'd agree, relationships at work are hard work. Not that I'd know, or anything [/ QUOTE ] I don't think doing your supervisor in the store cupboard is quite the same thing, man [/ QUOTE ] You're nearly right with that as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Only nearly? Which bit was I wrong on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 It was at her's while her husband was away somewhere. I think. Or was he in the wardrobe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Reminds me somewhat of that 'only for a chockie bickie' joke I heard many years ago. Hopefully you've heard it, but I'm not going to tell it cos it's racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 Hows it all going AS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Hows it all going AS? [/ QUOTE ] I think he's too busy to reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted July 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 very nicely Still early days so I am not getting carried away, but so far so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 [ QUOTE ] very nicely Still early days so I am not getting carried away [/ QUOTE ] Good, good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted July 26, 2005 Report Share Posted July 26, 2005 [ QUOTE ] very nicely Still early days so I am not getting carried away, but so far so good! [/ QUOTE ] That is excellent news mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomk Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 does that mean you have not *cough* you know .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 Hes taking things slowly so i guess they havent done any yet but he must have had a grope and a fumble. Old people do that, right or is it just something the younger generation do with the girls at that horny schoolboy age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The general manager of Morrisons was checking out two completely stunning young ladies in short skirts/belts tonight. He's about 60/65 for sure. So I think old people do it It was amazing. He asked me to get their numbers for him. I said 'No disrespect my friend, but I think you're probably a bit old for them'. He said 'nonsense' so I went over. They laughed. I asked them if I could have their numbers. They laughed even more.... I walked away. Brian and I...we're just rejects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 If you had pretended not to be an employee of said Morrisons franchise then you may have had more luck mate. What girl would rightly go out with the fruit and veg man from the local shop, i mean seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 I'm not the fruit and veg man And there's another reason for leaving, maybe I should put that on my notice too - 'I'm leaving cos I can't pick up chicks working for you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 To which they will justly respond 'this isnt a dating agency, laddy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Yeah store manager once told me to keep my eyes off the young ladies and on the fruit. That was back in the days when I was new though, so he didn't mind me ogling over two hotties in short skirts with him on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 So come on AS, how's about an update? Has it lasted as long as this thread..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 I see his last post was on 01 August so things must be going well, either that or his shifts arent allowing him the rightful 1 hour TSN minimum per day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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