My babe is having cosmetic work done

[Calm Chris]

I paid £24k in December 2002 and bought myself a European companion from Wolfsburg.

She's coloured, black without trying to be un PC and over the years she has been good to me

She has accepted all my demands, being spanked occasionally, ridden gently and ridden hard.

Always she has been responsive and eager to please, but she isn't a cheap low maintenance type of girl

She likes expensive make up, makes me wash her twice a week and she has a bad drinking habit (and an even worse habit of letting gas out her rear). She likes expensive shoes and expensive pampering of her parts, every 6000 miles.

The other Saturday I left her at home and found out the next day that she had been assaulted

Some one had tried to stab her and left her with heavy scarring on her bottom and both sides. I took her to the Doctor and he advised that replacement of her skin pigment would be required to the damaged areas.

The Doctor suggested that we had in some minor work caused by stones being thrown with power at her face and neck.

I took her to the police station, but nothing could be done to find the assailants

This morning I dropped her off at the hospital

The surgeons have suggested 7-10 days before she will be fit to come home. They say it will be kinder, not to visit.

This is the 1st time in 41 months that my baby won't be at home with me.

Help I'm distraught.

[garcon magnifique]

Watch a few Arsenal v Man Utd videos.... that should calm you down!

(If you're struggling to choose may I suggest the League Cup tie at Highbury on 28th November 1990, or perhaps the league game at Old Trafford on 25th February 2001...)

[Chav]

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I paid £24k in December 2002 and bought myself a European companion from Wolfsburg.

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I thought you'd been married longer than that?

Not a bad investment for a lifetime of not having to do the ironing though.